Atheist Coke-drinkers are asses?

Started by Spelljammer3 pages

Atheist is Deacon's cyber-doppelganger. Deacon and Atheist hold equally fervent, though diametrically opposed beliefs about religion, and both feel compelled to share those beliefs at every possible opportunity. Should an unsuspecting forum member make even a passing comment about faith or spirituality of any flavor, Atheist will descend like one of the Furies, mercilessly hectoring all of the ignorant and delusional believers about the sordid history of the church and the pernicious effects of religion on society. After a few of Atheist’s anti-religious jeremiads most other Warriors will avoid the subject altogether, though Evil Clown may egg him on a little, and Philosopher may amuse himself by pointing out flaws in his reasoning. If a forum has the misfortune of having both Deacon and Atheist as members, the bickering often continues until Nanny or Admin pulls the plug. Bliss Ninny can also sometimes squelch the conversation by saying, “Well, everyone has a right to their [sic] opinion.”
*Giggles* COOL! There's actual flame warriors here! SpellJammer wants to create a flae warriors card-game, if he ever gets around to it you get to be a promo card. 😉

Originally posted by Fire
guys let it go!

What? I want freedom for the large, Coke-drinking atheists.

Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
What? I want freedom for the large, Coke-drinking atheists.

THAT IS NOT WHY YOU'RE AN ASS! WHy do I constantly have to repeat myself with you?

Anyway, I'm going to a cookout

later folks, cool people, and EL.

Originally posted by Spelljammer

[b]Atheist
is Deacon's cyber-doppelganger. Deacon and Atheist hold equally fervent, though diametrically opposed beliefs about religion, and both feel compelled to share those beliefs at every possible opportunity. Should an unsuspecting forum member make even a passing comment about faith or spirituality of any flavor, Atheist will descend like one of the Furies, mercilessly hectoring all of the ignorant and delusional believers about the sordid history of the church and the pernicious effects of religion on society. After a few of Atheist’s anti-religious jeremiads most other Warriors will avoid the subject altogether, though Evil Clown may egg him on a little, and Philosopher may amuse himself by pointing out flaws in his reasoning. If a forum has the misfortune of having both Deacon and Atheist as members, the bickering often continues until Nanny or Admin pulls the plug. Bliss Ninny can also sometimes squelch the conversation by saying, “Well, everyone has a right to their [sic] opinion.”
*Giggles* COOL! There's actual flame warriors here! SpellJammer wants to create a flae warriors card-game, if he ever gets around to it you get to be a promo card. 😉 [/B]

I'm not "compelled to share those beliefs at any possible moment". That's libel, and that post only supports me...

Are there any Coke-drinkers out there?
Atheist Coke-drinkers?
Let yourselves be heard. 🙁

I drink coke, but I am no Atheist.

Originally posted by Raven Guardia
I drink coke, but I am no Atheist.

Does drinking Coke make you a bad person?

I'm an atheist coke drinker and im an ass.

Originally posted by StinkFist462
I'm an atheist coke drinker and im an ass.

Maybe, but are you an ass because you are an atheist Coke-drinker?

Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
Does drinking Coke make you a bad person?

Nope

Originally posted by Raven Guardia
Nope

Exactly. This is a monstrosity. The Pepsi fanatic Nazis must be stopped...

Ahhhh...how'd i like to shut you both up.THIS is why we have PM's.

Originally posted by Pielover666
THAT IS NOT WHY YOU'RE AN ASS! WHy do I constantly have to repeat myself with you?

Anyway, I'm going to a cookout

later folks, cool people, and EL.

stop repeating urself DOUBLE POSTER!! tongue

Originally posted by Clavis
stop repeating urself DOUBLE POSTER!! tongue

Is one talking about the Pielover, or of me? 🤨

Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
I was called an ass in another thread, and it's the stupidest thing I ever read. Apparently this is why I am an ass:

"I can't give you an intellegent response!?!?!?!

Jesus christ, that is the most backwards statement ever! You like coke, you have NO religion, and you act like you're strong and smart, but i wouldn't doubt it if you were a scrawnny nerd. Seriously, shut the **** up for a change."

Does that sound like basis for being an ass to you? Does any of this even matter in a debate? Why am I being insulted for the type of soda I drink, and assumptions that I am a scrawny nerd, which, fortunately, I am not? Is this justice?

Why is this in 3rd person?

Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
Why is this in 3rd person?

Um...it's not. 😕

Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
Um...it's not. 😕

Yes it is because it isn't directly stating you are the atheist coke drinker

Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
Yes it is because it isn't directly stating you are the atheist coke drinker

If it was in third person, wouldn't either:

I would be referring to myself as "EsteemedLeader"
He be referring to himself by his screenname?

Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
If it was in third person, wouldn't either:

I would be referring to myself as "EsteemedLeader"
He be referring to himself by his screenname?

The second paragraph seems 3rd person

Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
The second paragraph seems 3rd person

That's the quote of the guy calling me an ass...