Never letting her again, EVER! >_<

*Sigh!* Three strikes and you're out, that's the old saying right? Well, it applies to Jennifer and her "matchmaking" schemes.. -_ -

Prior to this lovely encounter, there was two other times Jennifer tried to get me to talk to a girl SHE knew and wanted SpellJammer to get to know so we could possibly break the ice.. Too bad we were using toothpicks..

Solei:
Solei was a nice girl, cute, quite, sweet.. Too bad her mom was such an overbearing ***** and wouldn't let anyone with a penis near her.. Too add insult to injury, her mom was a hypocrite because she was a pill popping whore.. Don't you just love them family values..

Crystal:
Much later, Jennifer gave SpellJammer the number of someone she went to school with. To tell you SpellJammer nicknamed her Crystal Meth, because she's this wierdo psycho-chick who sounds like she's high, ditched SpellJammer at the middle of church, and though SpellJammer is thanful in a way because he now knows alot of interesting people because of her, has heald a grudge ever sense..

Jessica:
Now we come to the worst of the worst. This little number was someone who made a pass sexualy at her boyfriend. And yet she still convinced SpellJammer "well we don't know what she's like, she might be really nice!" so SpellJammer calls her, and her boyfriend picks up the phone, might SpellJammer add ONE of them picks up her phone, it seems she's a swinger or some bullcrap and they were in the middle of some serious makeout time the three of them and SpellJammer was ruining it..

Before she introduces me to Charles Manson, SpellJammer thinks he just shouldn't rely on this friend to help him meet people. Too bad she's one of his few and only friends which really complicates matters. SpellJammer makes this topic to show you that no matter how much you ***** and moan about how you don't know if so&so likes you or you're afraid to ask this or think he's doing that..

Atleast you're not SpellJammer. Who has to contend with awckward moments like catching some ****ing swingers in the middle of a God-damn swing! ><

Nipples 😖hifty:

So sorry for you

Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
Nipples 😖hifty:

[Edit] Fu¢king [/Edit] Pethetic that you let yourself be matched up, I wuold Add "Pethetic that you need to be Matched up" but I'm not 100% sure that you NEED Jenn for that, yet I'll still add it

Pethetic you NEED to be matched up.

Good thing yous topped listenning to Jenn. here is an Idea:

Match her up with a Woman eater.

Do you like refering to your self in the third person?

Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
Nipples 😖hifty:

Originally posted by LiL nAstY GirL
Do you like refering to your self in the third person?

awwww poor spelljammer

People who speak in 3rd person are funny.

Originally posted by Spelljammer
*Sigh!* Three strikes and you're out, that's the old saying right? Well, it applies to Jennifer and her "matchmaking" schemes.. -_ -

Prior to this lovely encounter, there was two other times Jennifer tried to get me to talk to a girl SHE knew and wanted SpellJammer to get to know so we could possibly break the ice.. Too bad we were using toothpicks..

[b]Solei:
Solei was a nice girl, cute, quite, sweet.. Too bad her mom was such an overbearing ***** and wouldn't let anyone with a penis near her.. Too add insult to injury, her mom was a hypocrite because she was a pill popping whore.. Don't you just love them family values..

Crystal:
Much later, Jennifer gave SpellJammer the number of someone she went to school with. To tell you SpellJammer nicknamed her Crystal Meth, because she's this wierdo psycho-chick who sounds like she's high, ditched SpellJammer at the middle of church, and though SpellJammer is thanful in a way because he now knows alot of interesting people because of her, has heald a grudge ever sense..

Jessica:
Now we come to the worst of the worst. This little number was someone who made a pass sexualy at her boyfriend. And yet she still convinced SpellJammer "well we don't know what she's like, she might be really nice!" so SpellJammer calls her, and her boyfriend picks up the phone, might SpellJammer add ONE of them picks up her phone, it seems she's a swinger or some bullcrap and they were in the middle of some serious makeout time the three of them and SpellJammer was ruining it..

Before she introduces me to Charles Manson, SpellJammer thinks he just shouldn't rely on this friend to help him meet people. Too bad she's one of his few and only friends which really complicates matters. SpellJammer makes this topic to show you that no matter how much you ***** and moan about how you don't know if so&so likes you or you're afraid to ask this or think he's doing that..

Atleast you're not SpellJammer. Who has to contend with awckward moments like catching some ****ing swingers in the middle of a God-damn swing! >< [/B]

Wow the first one wasn't too bad but the list just got really bad