New Orleans: The Strategy For World Government

Started by PVS2 pages

thank you deano, for taking shit to a whole new level.

way to make a sci-fi fantasy out of human tragedy. new low for you.

way to raise the bar! or in this case...lower it.

Originally posted by Spelljammer
Actually wouldn't Condelezza Rice be Rita Repulsa? Bush sounds more like Lord Zedd..

It go's good with the nazi theory because he saw Rita as a dissapointment, when she clevery gets out from being sealed, she devises a love potion and puts it in his rejuvanation tubes whilst he's resting which makes him fall hopelessly inlove with her, they then teamup to destroy the Power Rangers.

This is shortlived because soon the democratic party (Or Machine King and his henchmen as they're translated poorly from Japan..) take over the moon fotress and before kicked out Zedd gives them a "present" which is actually a bomb. Eventualy Zordon turns these two warlocks good and they live peacefuly untill Planet Earth is destroyed in Power Rangers: In Space.

Umm... fascinating... 😂

Originally posted by KidRock
The black ranger was the coolest.

He was real pimpin'.

Power Rangers = racist.

Yellow Ranger = Asian.
Black Ranger = ...well, black.
Red Ranger = Indian (the Native American kind), I think.
White Ranger = most powerful.

Originally posted by FeceMan
He was real pimpin'.

Power Rangers = racist.

Yellow Ranger = Asian.
Black Ranger = ...well, black.
Red Ranger = Indian (the Native American kind), I think.
White Ranger = most powerful.

And the pink ranger is?

Originally posted by FeceMan
White Ranger = most powerful.

True, but the white ranger was also "upgraded" from the original Green design. It would've made more sense to make some blonde haired baby blue eyes douchebag the white ranger had that been the case.

Though Green>Pissed off Irish man..

Originally posted by KidRock
And the pink ranger is?

She was hot, wasn't that enough?

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
Bush did make the hurricane. Underneath the Atlantic Ocean are thousands of tiny thermal generators that can be used to generate strange weather. The Bush that we see everyday is an android. Bush is actually secretly based on the moon and is seven hundred years old. He's an evil space sorceress. Next he's going to send his giant wolf-dragon down to crush our cities.

Quickly Deano it's Morphin' time...

...into your Dinozord.

Only you can save us!

Do you really have to try and make every tragedy into some stupid conspiracy?

Power Rangers 😱 I loved that show when I was a kid...

Zack: "Mastodon!"
Kim: "Pterodactyl!"
Billy: "Triceratops!"
Trini: "Sabertoothed Tiger!"
Jason: "Tyrannosaurus!"
Deano: "Lizard!"

Originally posted by Spelljammer
True, but the white ranger was also "upgraded" from the original Green design. It would've made more sense to make some blonde haired baby blue eyes douchebag the white ranger had that been the case.

Though Green>Pissed off Irish man..


That would have been hilarious.

We'll say the Green Ranger was an alcoholic.

Originally posted by FeceMan
We'll say the Green Ranger was an alcoholic.

It would explain his mood swings..

EWWWWWWWWWW power rangers

* fini slinks away*

oh man of all the crappy concpiracy theories this is one of the lamest I ever saw if not the lamest 😂 😂

I'm going to go ahead and close this. It's disrespectful to the people who have died and suffered during this tragedy, not to mention it's now a thread about power rangers.