gorgon vs venom

Started by deathslash2 pages

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Russian internet is very limited.
wait, what? I thought the russians were gonna get the internet in about 5 years. I always assumed that sam just went to a neighboring country and used the computer there.

Russian elites, like Sam, who serves as Putin's right hand, have some limited access to the web. 512 Kb/s with limited transfer.

Can you all please stay on topic in my 10 yr old thread. DANG!!!

We need another 10 years to actually manage this "staying on-topic" feat, carver.

Originally posted by deathslash
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where have you been? I haven't seen you in like two months.
😄 I don't post much but I check the forum every other day. Gotta keep team Wolverine in check. 😎

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Russian elites, like Sam, who serves as Putin's right hand, have some limited access to the web. 512 Kb/s with limited transfer.
You should be thanking me, the fact that 90% of country's military computers are being used to download porn is the only reason Russia hasn't yet launched a nuclear attack on your asses.

On-topic - Gorgon's rectum is the only thing that's gonna get turned into stone during this fight cause that's what he's gonna be looking at for the rest of his life.

What's Flash done with the Gotg upgrade? Let me guess, big whole lot of nothing again?

I guess that'd be important if he needed an upgrade to shove Gorgon's head up his ass. Fortunately he doesn't.

Getting his ass kicked (and having the symbiote stolen from him) is Flash's only superpower.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Getting his ass kicked (and having the symbiote stolen from him) is Flash's only superpower.
hey now. He also has the super ability to lose his legs.

And to beat up Captain America while in his human form. Gorgon could never dream of accomplishing that in a canon story.

Originally posted by deathslash
hey now. He also has the super ability to lose his legs.

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It must suck, to be a bully stuck in a wheelchair... I guess Flash could still bully other wheelchair people, but he's not bright enough to think of that.

Originally posted by SamZED
And to beat up Captain America while in his human form. Gorgon could never dream of accomplishing that in a canon story.

Symbiote soldier form =/= human form.

Originally posted by SamZED
And to beat up Captain America while in his human form. Gorgon could never dream of accomplishing that in a canon story.
you're right. He's too busy wrecking entire teams of superheroes to be bothered by one measly super soldier. Serious question though, would venom be affected by the stone stare?

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Symbiote soldier form =/= human form.
You know what I meant. Also your "wheelchair bully" comment wasn't supposed to make me laugh as hard as it did. That's sick.

Originally posted by deathslash
you're right. He's too busy wrecking entire teams of superheroes to be bothered by one measly super soldier. Serious question though, would venom be affected by the stone stare?
No idea. Was thinking about that myself. A case could be made that Gorgon's stare requires an eye contact to work and since Venom host's eyes are covered with alien goo it shouldn't. That's on paper. In a comic it could end up working for all I know.

Would penance stare etc work? I mean I know Venom laughed it off, but the point was that he was still looking into his eyes....