Longshot, Wolverine, Starfox & Hercules - singles bar!

Started by roughrider2 pages

Longshot, Wolverine, Starfox & Hercules - singles bar!

All four of these guys have a knack for attracting the opposite sex. So, the newest and biggest singles nightclub has opened in Manhatten, full of supermodels and business-women looking to cut loose; even the Sex & The City cougars are there!
By next morning, who's got the best scorecard??

Hercules

Then Starfox.

then Longshot, because ya know. Hes gets lucky.

Then Wolverine.

Starfox? The nintendo character?

Originally posted by Onikirimaru
Starfox? The nintendo character?

No...Eros; Thanos' brother. Can control anyone's emotions through his smile.
Why am I not suprised you picked Hercules to finish first, Olympian?? 😄

No way. Longshot definitely gets the ladies first. In fact, he'll probably end up taking the ladies away from the rest of them as well.

But I guess I'd say...

1. Longshot (by a longshot. Hah! I kill me)
2. Wolverine
3. Hercules
4. Starfox

1) Hercules - all he has to do is flex his muscles and its like mind control to Ladies.

2) Starfox - he can control people's emotions, but is no match for Herc.

3) Longshot - Is lucky, but sometimes luck wont get u a win, especially when u have a mullet.

4) Wolverine - i dunno, he's hairy, smells like an animal, and acts like one too, so hes not gonna get much ass.

Originally posted by armandovalles
1) Hercules - all he has to do is flex his muscles and its like mind control to Ladies.

2) Starfox - he can control people's emotions, but is no match for Herc.

3) Longshot - Is lucky, but sometimes luck wont get u a win, especially when u have a mullet.

4) Wolverine - i dunno, he's hairy, smells like an animal, and acts like one too, so hes not gonna get much ass.


dude, dont underestimate Wolverine, he has that X factor chicks LOVE, look at Warf from Star trek, butt ugly klingon but he gets tons of chicks, because as the rock says, "he gives them that.......special feeling".

Wolverine never got more tang than Hercules in his life.

Starfox its the contender because of his charm powers.

Longshot next because hes lucky. That doesnt mean hes going to take it all, but lucky as he is we all know hes going to take quite some.

Logan is the last. He once tried to get some with Longshot in the same bar and got fragged. Twice he tried to shag with Hercules in a bar and got fragged.

And the last one, Hercules wasent even in the bar. The gal (owner btw) gave logan a nono and said she was going out with the greek.

Conan comic book wise would be much more an opponent than those three.

Originally posted by olympian
Wolverine never got more tang than Hercules in his life.

Starfox its the contender because of his charm powers.

Longshot next because hes lucky. That doesnt mean hes going to take it all, but lucky as he is we all know hes going to take quite some.

Logan is the last. He once tried to get some with Longshot in the same bar and got fragged. Twice he tried to shag with Hercules in a bar and got fragged.

And the last one, Hercules wasent even in the bar. The gal (owner btw) gave logan a nono and said she was going out with the greek.

Conan comic book wise would be much more an opponent than those three.


Wolverine gets more tang than herc.

"Wolverine gets more tang than herc"

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those are all groupies, i herc was sooo cool, someone would actually give a damn about him, which they dont.

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Hey dont feel bad. Logan at least manages to get some.

Any female telepath in the bar would immediately gravitate towards Cyclops if he's there.

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
Any female telepath in the bar would immediately gravitate towards Cyclops if he's there.

doubt it.....

"Any female telepath in the bar would immediately gravitate towards Cyclops if he's there."

If they are blonde or red head. Yeah i could see it.

Or purple haired... Psylocke, Madelyne Pryor, Emma Frost, and of course Jean Grey.

Wolverine can settle for Jubilee.

Jean Grey and Madison are red heads.

Psylocke would be the exception tho i recall it being only a flirt.

He got more from Psylocke than Wolverine ever would.

ahaa, that part i didnt remembered.

The classic " i pretend to be a nice guy but come over and ill show how bad i am "

Good going Mr Scott. My respect for you just went up.

"Wolverine can settle for Jubilee"

Is she free for him now 😛

Originally posted by olympian
ahaa, that part i didnt remembered.

The classic " i pretend to be a nice guy but come over and ill show how bad i am "

Good going Mr Scott. My respect for you just went up.

"Wolverine can settle for Jubilee"

Is she free for him now 😛


Wolverine has too may haters, so you know hes a player.......