Lesser of Two Evils

This thread is dedicated to SpellJammer giving you two horrible circumstances, and you figuring out which one in your opionion is not QUITE as terrible of a predicament as the other..

Would you rather..

Be forced to see KidRock in a teeny weeny pink bikkini..

OR

Have to live off of raw puppy brains for a month..

Top.

seeing as I'm a vegetarian... top choice

Top choice By far

Here that KidRock? People want to see your sport a bikkini! DO IT! LUCIER COMMANDS IT! 😂

Ahhh, okay here's another one..

Have Iceman's powers but are always chilly so you have goosebumps.. and become inable to get an orgasm

OR..

Have the Human Torch'es powers but are always sweaty and reak of body odor..

Latter.

the second one😐

Second one, wouldn't be much of a change for me.

😆 gross

😆

Well then now that's THAT's been well established.. 😛

Would you rather..

Hear Slipknot (The band, don't get crazy now..) make a re-make of Barney: The Dinosaur..

OR..

Hear George W. Bush sing JayZ's "hardknock life"..

I'd actually love to hear Slipknot sing Barney actually.

Anything about Jay Z makes my ears bleed. GWB makes orphans cry.

First choice. By a long shot.

Originally posted by Spelljammer
Well then now that's THAT's been well established.. 😛

Would you rather..

Hear Slipknot (The band, don't get crazy now..) make a re-make of Barney: The Dinosaur..

OR..

Hear George W. Bush sing JayZ's "hardknock life"..

Slipknot. Slipknot would include some lyrics that would make it semi enjoyable.

Originally posted by Red Superfly
I'd actually love to hear Slipknot sing Barney actually.

Anything about Jay Z makes my ears bleed. GWB makes orphans cry.

First choice. By a long shot.

😆

took the words right out of my mouth

lol, okay okay.. Hmm..

Would you rather..

Be on a goverment mission to battle a stupid character like Dr. Evil but have to bring JarJar Binks and Snail from Dungeons&Dragons with you.

OR..

Be sent on a space-age mission to fight a dangerous character like Darth Vader.. alone..

Originally posted by Spelljammer
lol, okay okay.. Hmm..

Would you rather..

Be on a goverment mission to battle a stupid character like Dr. Evil but have to bring JarJar Binks and Snail from Dungeons&Dragons with you.

OR..

Be sent on a space-age mission to fight a dangerous character like Darth Vader.. alone..

Second. I'd rather die then be stuck with Jar Jar.

the second one... I'd seduce him then kill him in his sleep 😈

Originally posted by Spelljammer
lol, okay okay.. Hmm..

Would you rather..

Be on a goverment mission to battle a stupid character like Dr. Evil but have to bring JarJar Binks and Snail from Dungeons&Dragons with you.

OR..

Be sent on a space-age mission to fight a dangerous character like Darth Vader.. alone..

Second, easily.

When Darth Vader says "Join me" I'll say "OK". Then I'll kill Dr. Evil AND Jar Jar with the Death Star.

LOL.. Alright..

Would you rather..

Have a penis stick out from your forehead..

OR..

Crap through your mouth and talk through your ass..

😆 😈

would crapping through your mouth involve shoving food up your ass?