Originally posted by Lord. Zidane
I've never played Zelda, ive been told its good...so who would i be?
Lord. Zidane you are the king cucuo! King of the cocks!
You represent the abused, underappreciated, helpless little cucko who the children and Link toture when they're feeling blue. Yes the cucko can flock at predators and kick thier ass that way, but why should hundreds of cucko have to come to the rescue everytime some prick decides to pick on a helpless foul?! So you trained long and hard, and have become a mini-boss with some serious issues! You may be no bigger then the average cuco, but you're not afraid to fly around and peck the eyes out of the elf wannabe Link!
Originally posted by Ladyluck
😆me! 😱
Ladyluck is the first of a new breed of monsters to throw Link's way! She's part of some new ghost line called "hotstuff" that dance around the screen as living fireballs! They hurt like a ***** but remember, fire burns out quickly because it emmits so much energy. Too bad Ladyluck didn't take into account the importance of stamina with her hotness..
Originally posted by Spelljammer
Lord. Zidane you are the king cucuo! King of the cocks!You represent the abused, underappreciated, helpless little cucko who the children and Link toture when they're feeling blue. Yes the cucko can flock at predators and kick thier ass that way, but why should hundreds of cucko have to come to the rescue everytime some prick decides to pick on a helpless foul?! So you trained long and hard, and have become a mini-boss with some serious issues! You may be no bigger then the average cuco, but you're not afraid to fly around and peck the eyes out of the elf wannabe Link!
Originally posted by Darth_Veav
mE!
Darth-Veav, you're a buisness deku, a disgrace to the other dekus! You have no desire to really hurt Link probably out of fear which is why you're hiding in bushes. If Link catches onto your cowardess and confrots you with it you try to strike a bargain with him to let you go, but you're also a greedy coward like Daffy Duck and charge outrageous prices! What happens to you after that is anybody's guess. Perhaps a more appropiate monster name for you would've been "car salesman".
Originally posted by Sir Mist
Do me😱
Sir Mist, your defeat at the hands of Link resulted in a new monster type. Phantom Knights! Somehow you were clever enough to not only escape Hell's prison, but teach other dead souls who seek revenge the dark arts as well! So now there's an abudance of these damn annoying phantom knights who just stand there and shoot slow, but powerful blue orbs at Link. Too bad you weren't clever enough to figure out if Link destroys you again, your ass is gone forever. Nice work deadboy..
Originally posted by §pearhead
oh what the hell...what am I 😖
Spearhead, you are the minimum wage, blue collar moblin! Not some special moblin demi-boss, just a plain ol', cannon fodder, scrath the ass hope Lord Gannon didn't see that, moblin.. You're pissed off because Hyrule's economy is in shambles.. The higher-ups complain it's moblins and stalfos taking thier jobs but you know better, as you're the one stuck throwing cheaply crafted spears at Link hoping you can collect his bounty.. Hell, it's probably Link's fault the economy is the way it is anyway, what with the looting, the hording, and the murder..