Superman is knocked out by flying pigs smoking blunts.
Batman flicks hawkman, killing him.
Then batman sluggs it out with shazzam in a flying battle at 100,000,000 x the speed of light, then batman is punched in the face and accidently farts, causing and the earth is destroyed.
Batman then grabbs shazzam with a super duper huber uber mega ultra batman grip technique and shazzam dies.
After that, Batman flyes to outer space and eats the sun in one gulp, thn he cries and superman is brought back to life by one of batman's tears falling on him, Then Batman ripps open reality and creates a new earth.
He says lets there be light and it is so, he says let there be life an all life on earth returns.
Then Then Batman Almighty sits in his magical throne in the land of leprachan and unicorns and goes to sleep.
Originally posted by jplatinum
Superman is knocked out by flying pigs smoking blunts.
Batman flicks hawkman, killing him.
Then batman sluggs it out with shazzam in a flying battle at 100,000,000 x the speed of light, then batman is punched in the face and accidently farts, causing and the earth is destroyed.
Batman then grabbs shazzam with a super duper huber uber mega ultra batman grip technique and shazzam dies.
After that, Batman flyes to outer space and eats the sun in one gulp, thn he cries and superman is brought back to life by one of batman's tears falling on him, Then Batman ripps open reality and creates a new earth.
He says lets there be light and it is so, he says let there be life an all life on earth returns.
Then Then Batman Almighty sits in his magical throne in the land of leprachan and unicorns and goes to sleep.
Are you saying Batman is overrated? 😆
Originally posted by Draco69
They didn't win. Superman and Batman lost purposelessly.And Batman can defeat Shazam with the most powerful weapon of all:
a voice recorder.
Provided Superman distracts Shazam long enough. And Hawkman is zapped with a blast of heat vision.
😆 ...Can Shazam be turned on & off like a lightbulb? Bats better have good recording equipment to fool the Gods.
Is it live - or is it memorex?
And Superman's KO by Hawkman(!) looked real and on purpose enough for me.
Ah yes Batman/Superman the crappy comic where Supergirl can leap in front of the Omega Effect be saved by Batmans teleporters while the allmighty Omega Effect falls into a plothole and disappears instead of being teleported along with her.The same comic where Bats can get punched by Darksied and somehow NOT turn into Bat-jelly
Captain Marvel=Better Superman with the wisdom of Solomon
Hawkman=Great match for Batman possiblly BETTER in a pure fight
Yeah id go with Captain Marvel/Hawkman then rip up nexts month off-panel reversal comic nonesense
Originally posted by EvilCap AmericaBatman was able to take those punches because he was wearing armor created by the New Gods and also had a Motherbox.
Ah yes Batman/Superman the crappy comic where Supergirl can leap in front of the Omega Effect be saved by Batmans teleporters while the allmighty Omega Effect falls into a plothole and disappears instead of being teleported along with her.The same comic where Bats can get punched by Darksied and somehow NOT turn into Bat-jellyCaptain Marvel=Better Superman with the wisdom of Solomon
Hawkman=Great match for Batman possiblly BETTER in a pure fight
Yeah id go with Captain Marvel/Hawkman then rip up nexts month off-panel reversal comic nonesense