I can take your words and turn them into something worth my time! illiterate fools!
No I'm kidding, I'm better then that! I have a soul you heartless apes.
So today in Drama my sixth period we were typing up an essay on contemporary theatre... well my friend was. So I come into the library and shes like, "Hey, Maureen. Hows this for an introduction." So I read it and it sucked. I told her it was a little off and I'd like to make some changes, so she said okay, thats cool. So I completely altered the introduction, and added a pinch of intellect. Now I'm positive we'll get a good grade. But I feel like I've poured toilet water all over her because she was the one supposed to be writing the essay and I'm just the one who reads it out loud. I feel like a *****.
Give me words.