Mad Obsession

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no amount of running will save you from Gundy's pitch fork....

Texas is beyond dead. He is beyond dead beyond the grave dead. I have to go see the Emporer so we methodically contemplate the most excruciatingly slow punishment obtainable from the dark side. If you'll excuse me now, I'll be back later.

😠 😠 😠

*yawn*
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i dunno texas. gundy sounds real serious. i wonder what she and the evil emperor are planning...

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZz

I don't know if your provocative style will make the torment you'll go through easier, tex.

it's the tournament you must carry...

somehow, I don't think Christopher Lee said that???

Actually I'm going over the Emporer's head on this one. I'm going to........RAZ !

I'm sure with that charming pitch fork and smashing orange shirt (braless I may add), he'll be putty in your hands!
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the big giant head? potato man? AAAAAAAAAARGH! it's getting too much!

this is getting worse each minute tex, first the emperor and now raz! 😱

what next? the death star getting ready to blow us up?
HA!
*laughs*
*looks out the window*
*sees the deathstar getting ready to fire*

... ow darn...

is someone building up a giant fart? 😱 😱 😕

Not unless Gundark's giant fart is "the most excruciatingly slow punishment obtainable from the dark side"! 🤣

*yells*
THEN IT IS A GIANT FART!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

*jumps out the window*
*sees the Death Star*
ow yeah... that's right...
*jumps back*
*sees the giant fart being built up*
ow yeah... forgot that one...
*sits down, holds breath*