Ways To Say Your Fly Is Open

Put the mouse back in the house.

Originally posted by zac_j
What if he's not wearing underwear?? 😘

"*imitates zipping sound*"

Stop pointing at me....

EWWWWW

So ya like lace do ya? lol

IT'S ESCAPING!!!!!!!!!!

TEACHER, sex ed IS TOMORROW

"You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones."

whitey tighties...

uncontrollable laughter lets them know just fine...

Your tiny dick is showing.

it is? lol

"how high can you jump?"

no, mine is pretty large on the scale ok? ok, we're done

your third knee is trying to kick me.

"Oh, so it's the new fashion hype now, eh?" *unzips too*

why dont u just take them off? sicko!

dick cheney's president you say?

"Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out"

queef