Mystique vs Batman

Mystique turns into Superman and calls Batman over while rubbing his butt and snapping his underwear.
Brucie eagerly runs over taking off his utility belt on the way sweating beads.
Mystique then shoots Bats in the back!

Batman

standard random encounter, she'd prolly get the first hit, but then Batman would systematically take her apart.

There were a few horrible opinions in the past it seems.