Originally posted by LittleGilraen
No. 😐 I specialise in making sarcastic comments about everyday life.
haha....
So Dara looks like you now have 105 pages worth guys and girls wanting you 😱 so tell me Ms. Dara how do you feel about all of these people wanting you? And have you made a choice yet of whom the lucky man with be?
Originally posted by Hit_and_Miss
Someones humor rating just took a dive... terrible joke... quick u must redeem ur self!
Um...
We were sitting in art class, and this 17 year old girl said she was going out with a 23 year old cop. Realizing the irony of the situation, I leaped into action:
"Does he wear the hat to bed?"
"Has he ever asked you to 'unholster his pistol'?"
"Has he ever come to bed wearing nothing but the badge?"
"Does he set your sirens off, or just fire blanks?"