ReverendMakashi
"Nerd maker funner of-er"
Here is a LOTR joke; Saruman and Gandalf fighting in Orthanc and all of a sudden Saruman says stop...
Saruman; "Gandalf! What did my five fingers say to your face?"
Gandalf; "What?
Saruman; "Slap!"
Saruman then pimp-slaps Gandalf, steals his staff, and imprisons him atop Orthanc...