Sasquatch vs 5 Banes and 5 Batmans no prep

Originally posted by olympian
"sasquatch fell on a few wooken pikes and got his ass impaled...batman's got more to offer than wooden pikes.... "

And got healed later.

"now is sasquatch smart? yes... is he smarter than batman? HELL NO.... unless sasquatch has been running around opening up alternate demensions with tech he's been working on...batman owns him in intelligence"

Batman doesnt invent anything on its own. He uses what is already avaiable. Sasquatch its actually a renowed scientist like Banner is.

"meh,sasquatch has fast reflexes my ass."

Yes he does. Faster than humans at very least.

he does too...you must not be familiar with classic bats eh?

Originally posted by KharmaDog
Batman tripped the fastest man in the DC Universe, hit superman in the face (not that is should have done anythiing to the man of steel) and single handedly defeated yada yada yada......

That's why alot of people think the Batman character is a joke (although he is popular). I think that the character's abilities have gotten way out of hand. His appeal was that he was a disturbed vigilante with human weaknesses and no special abilities. He has now become a godlike character who is unstoppable to bad writers and rabid fanboys.

Batman, written without the godlike capabilites which make his character completely retarded, would lose in a H2H fight with Sas.

in other words..batman (if we take all his impressive feats whenhe's kicking the crap out of meta humans and new gods and such away from him because we don't like it) would lose this fight... 🙄

Originally posted by jinzin
yes perhaps you should have made that clearer... the argument: batman can't hurt sas as he's taken armor peircing rounds...

the retort: batman's put down solomon grundy with pressure points...

your response: Grundy is an idiot, Sasquatch is a genius who is smarter than Bruce.

which has nothing to do with durability...in relation to the original conclussion of the first premise.

now is sasquatch smart? yes... is he smarter than batman? HELL NO.... unless sasquatch has been running around opening up alternate demensions with tech he's been working on...batman owns him in intelligence.

my hulk response had nothing to do with the batman/hulk fight, I'm just pointing out that intelligence has nothing to do with durability...whether you realized it or not you made an argument that attempted to counter this statment. it was a flawed response.

meh,sasquatch has fast reflexes my ass... batman's tripped flash, went toe to toe with deathstroke, hit superman in the face while superman was flying at him, nailed a flying supes with concrete cream, and went toe to toe with anetous, a guy who downed martian manhunter flash and wonder woman in one page, and held his own BY HIMSELF...he also kept up with amazo and an amalgamated general/amazo hybrid. He also delt with the creeper and held his own there too...

crossovers (since you brought them up are even worse) beating carnage h2h, as he did scorpion, AND hulk, AND captain america...

he's not stacked against absurd odds here....really.....

how well does sas fair against gas again? 😕

Correct, Grundy is an idiot who has no battle stragety what's so ever. Sasquatch is indeed smarter. Bruce Banner intellect. Hell, Wildcat tried to hit Grundy with pressure points in Supergirl #1 and he got smacked away like a baby. Batman would not get past Sasquatch's thick fur hide or be able to hit vital points due to Sasquatch's height [10 feet tall].

Incorrect, he is indeed smarter. Dr. Walter Langkowski attended Pennsylvania State University on a football scholarship with none other than Bruce Banner. After their meeting he went into the study of gamma radiation research. "He entered a graduate program in physics at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology and rapidly earned his Ph.D. He was then appointed to the faculty of McGill University in Montreal. Since leaving his football career, Langkowski had accumulated all the information he could find on the Hulk and on other human beings who had been transformed through exposure to gamma radiation." He began to work for Department H's scientific department. If you picked up any Alpha Flight comics, even the dreadful vol.3 it shows him as an uber genius. Keep in mind Batman has scientist who work for him at Wayne Tech to make his gadgets.

It was my mistake, due to you and I both assumed we ment something we didn't.

Batman has lost against Deathstroke, tripping Flash is not even possible with his human reflexes and the speed force. All of the things you just mentioned are what I call the jobber aura. No way...no way could Batman even compete with these people. Batman use to be my favorite character, until everyone considers him godly and believes he can beat God with prep.

No, crossovers are a horrible guage of actual powers. Wolverine beating Lobo...please. Another jobber aura. Besides in the JLA/Avengers, Batman even admited that Captain America could beat him.

Not really since, there is no prep time. So no armour to make to battle Darkseid no information gathering to gauge another's strength. Just a straight up brawl.

Don't recall how many times he has been faced with gas, the one time I did see him he was uneffected.

Is it true that Bane beat down Batman? If general consensus is that Sasquatch can turf Bane, and Bane beat Batman, why do batfans think it's so crazy that Sas could turf the bat?

Originally posted by KharmaDog
Is it true that Bane beat down Batman? If general consensus is that Sasquatch can turf Bane, and Bane beat Batman, why do batfans think it's so crazy that Sas could turf the bat?

Yes Bane broke Batman's back, however, Bane made a brillant plan releasing everyone from Arkham. So Bats had to go all to try to recapture everyone and when he was depleted; Bane arrived and fought and it resulted in Bruce's back being broken.

A little more on Sasquatch

In his Sasquatch form Langkowski possesses vast superhuman strength and heightened endurance. His strength is of an order inferior to the Hulk and has an upward limit of 70 tons. When completely possessed by Tanaraq, Sasquatch was several times as powerful. Sasquatch is also highly agile and able to jump great distances. His resistance to conventional injury is superhuman in this form. Langkowski's Sasquatch form is 10 ft. in height and weighs approximately 1 ton. Early on, changing from his human form into his Sasquath form caused Langkowski extreme phyiscal discomfort. To alleviate the pain, Langkowski recites a slow mantra which serves the same purpose as a yoga practitioner concentrating on his/her craft, to calm the body and to divorce pain from the physical body. Through years of practice, he can now achieve his Sasquatch form with relative little pain or effort.

Is this Wendigo? Or is there a Yeti to?

That's Wendigo, if you see a white Sasquatch with a tail that's him. If you see a white Sasquatch without a tail, that's Snowbird who transformed into Tanaraq. Also it could be Walter when he was turned into a woman (Wanda)....dumb story.

Did he get downgraded to 70 tons? Used to be upwards of 100.

thumbdown I am a Batman fan, but threads like these are just out of control. There can be five of him, and five Banes, and he can bring 10 Robins with pipes and 20 Alfreds with chains - Sasquatch will still win! BAT. MAN. IS. NOT. GOD.

Originally posted by roughrider
Did he get downgraded to 70 tons? Used to be upwards of 100.

thumbdown I am a Batman fan, but threads like these are just out of control. There can be five of him, and five Banes, and he can bring 10 robins with pipes and 20 Alfreds with chains - Sasquatch will still win! BAT. MAN. IS. NOT. GOD.

He still is, he just is more like the Hulk now. If he loses control or is fueled with rage he gets a power increase. They just degraded his base strength, since 100 was his base and that made him to powerful.

Actually 20 Alfred's with chains would make an interesting fight.

5 bane to while the 5 bane's are fight Sasquatch all the Batmans could maybe come up with a way without any help from other outside people?I said no prep I meant at the beginning of the match. What ever they do during the match to win is up to them short of bring an equalizers

Originally posted by golem370
5 bane to while the 5 bane's are fight Sasquatch all the Batmans could maybe come up with a way without any help from other outside people?I said no prep I meant at the beginning of the match. What ever they do during the match to win is up to them short of bring an equalizers

I was being sarcastic about these odds.

Originally posted by golem370
5 bane to while the 5 bane's are fight Sasquatch all the Batmans could maybe come up with a way without any help from other outside people?I said no prep I meant at the beginning of the match. What ever they do during the match to win is up to them short of bring an equalizers

Sas would make short work of the Banes and then quickly go to town on the Batmen. I highly doubt they could come up with a plan that quickly [their minds are not linked] and one would need to run away and pick up the special weapon or something to fight him.

Originally posted by KharmaDog
Is it true that Bane beat down Batman? If general consensus is that Sasquatch can turf Bane, and Bane beat Batman, why do batfans think it's so crazy that Sas could turf the bat?

so basically the inventions that batman makes atone for NOTHING because he has said inventions mass produced by his industry the fact that he's smart enough to figure out alien tech just by looking at it for a few moments also means nothing?

all his impressive feat mean nothing because he can't do that stuff (keep in mind that was a short list offthe top of my head)?

it DOES mean something when someone beats him up when he's not trying to fight back?

Height makes you impervious to pressure points?

"so basically the inventions that batman makes atone for NOTHING because he has said inventions mass produced by his industry the fact that he's smart enough to figure out alien tech just by looking at it for a few moments also means nothing?"

Does - he - invent them or the scientists in his industry.

Originally posted by jinzin
so basically the inventions that batman makes atone for NOTHING because he has said inventions mass produced by his industry the fact that he's smart enough to figure out alien tech just by looking at it for a few moments also means nothing?

all his impressive feat mean nothing because he can't do that stuff (keep in mind that was a short list offthe top of my head)?

it DOES mean something when someone beats him up when he's not trying to fight back?

Height makes you impervious to pressure points?

Well you know, uh ...

Oh God, I can't believe I'm actually posting in this silly fight. It's stupid for there to even be any QUESTION about the outcome of this!

But okay ... okay ... let's think reasonably for a second: has Batman demonstrated an ability to instantly apply a pressure-point attack to every opponent he faces? Because you know ... one would have to wonder why he ever bothers to punch or kick, then. Also, it'd be a pretty incredible thing since pressure points aren't the easiest things to get at on actively struggling targets. And when the actively struggling target is strong enough to kill you with his pinky finger ...?

Oh God. No, I'm sorry; this is just too silly to continue arguing. Fine; Batman wins. Whatever. 🙄

Originally posted by olympian
"so basically the inventions that batman makes atone for NOTHING because he has said inventions mass produced by his industry the fact that he's smart enough to figure out alien tech just by looking at it for a few moments also means nothing?"

Does - he - invent them or the scientists in his industry.

he invented most of the more complicated equiptment in his arsenal yes...but his industry produces them... he also builds upon already made inventions yes, that's true as well..but it's no less an impressive feat... for instance...are we to degrade the accomplishment of transition from still frame photography into motion picture? cause that's basically what batman's doing.

Originally posted by Orestes
Well you know, uh ...

Oh God, I can't believe I'm actually posting in this silly fight. It's stupid for there to even be any QUESTION about the outcome of this!

But okay ... okay ... let's think reasonably for a second: has Batman demonstrated an ability to instantly apply a pressure-point attack to every opponent he faces? Because you know ... one would have to wonder why he ever bothers to punch or kick, then. Also, it'd be a pretty incredible thing since pressure points aren't the easiest things to get at on actively struggling targets. And when the actively struggling target is strong enough to kill you with his pinky finger ...?

Oh God. No, I'm sorry; this is just too silly to continue arguing. Fine; Batman wins. Whatever. 🙄

solomon grundy...nuff said...

batman has used pressure points like that against other opponents...but he usually prefers not to... he's not a killer... that's what those techniques would do to less durable people. Like the time he finally used his mountain rendering punch on a guy who was invulnerable cause nothing else was working.. he can do it... he choses not to.

Originally posted by jinzin
so basically the inventions that batman makes atone for NOTHING because he has said inventions mass produced by his industry the fact that he's smart enough to figure out alien tech just by looking at it for a few moments also means nothing?

all his impressive feat mean nothing because he can't do that stuff (keep in mind that was a short list offthe top of my head)?

it DOES mean something when someone beats him up when he's not trying to fight back?

Height makes you impervious to pressure points?

No they don't, due to the fact he won't be bringing any of the technology to the fight due to no prep time. Batman has studied alien tech for a long time, even Clark had him learn Kryptonian. Besides like I said if you picked up an Alpha Flight comic you would realize one of their main enemies is a high tech alien race, Plodex. He knows their technology and he took over their main ship as their new base. Guys a mad genius.

If you want to hit a vital point in the body such as the solar plexus or anywhere to go for the knockout hit.

Originally posted by jinzin
he invented most of the more complicated equiptment in his arsenal yes...but his industry produces them... he also builds upon already made inventions yes, that's true as well..but it's no less an impressive feat... for instance...are we to degrade the accomplishment of transition from still frame photography into motion picture? cause that's basically what batman's doing.

Not really, it's like a big think tank. They all chip in, he does not invent the big stuff by himself. I even read that in Gotham Knights and Batman: Detective Comics

Originally posted by jinzin
solomon grundy...nuff said...

batman has used pressure points like that against other opponents...but he usually prefers not to... he's not a killer... that's what those techniques would do to less durable people. Like the time he finally used his mountain rendering punch on a guy who was invulnerable cause nothing else was working.. he can do it... he choses not to.

I cry bull, Wildcat tried to use pressure points on Grundy and he got smacked away like nothing happened. besides even if Bruce's pressure points did work...when they shouldn't, he isn't going to get past his thick fur hide.

Mountain rendering punch? What? he is just human.