Batman vs Sherlock Holmes in a Detective Competition

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Batman vs Sherlock Holmes in a Detective Competition

The first Mystery where is Jimmy Hoffa body buried?

The Second Mystery Is Elvis really Dead?

The Third Mystery Is Atlantis Real and where is it?

The Fouth Mystery what's in Area 51?

Who is the Greatest Detective Holmes of Batman.

My man Detective Conan will out gumshoe both of those suckas.

I think I actually read a comic with Batman and Sherlock Holmes

they kinda worked together though so you couldn't tell who was better

but Sherlock Holmes was portrayed as a very very sharp and smart dude

Originally posted by masterbruce
I think I actually read a comic with Batman and Sherlock Holmes

they kinda worked together though so you couldn't tell who was better

but Sherlock Holmes was portrayed as a very very sharp and smart dude


detective conan is so much better.

Penny is the best. She has a computer book, man! A COMPUTER BOOK!

You can't touch the computer book.

Originally posted by Orestes
Penny is the best. She has a computer book, man! A COMPUTER BOOK!

You can't touch the computer book.


dude conan, has...a penis!!!! HA!!! beat that!.

Originally posted by King KAM
dude conan, has...a penis!!!! HA!!! beat that!.

😱

I, uh ... no. I will not be beating that. Thanks. 😘

Sherlock might give batjerk a run for his money.
Knowing batman if he starts loosing the competition, he'll win the fight.
He will sucker punch sherlock after inviting him over to celebrate.
Then beat him to death and dump his body.

Batjerk:"Alfred give our friend some tea and.."
[He sucker punches holmes in the face and kicks the shit out of him]
Batjerk:"Alfred, get your ass in here and dump this motha****er off the cliff."

pffft.... if Bat's invited Sherlock round with any ulterior motive the Holmes would know... plus Sherlock often carries a gun and is quite capable of handling himself in a bout of fisticuffs

Batman.. Sherlock actually has the need to figure out plots, even though he does so hastily and with precision.

Hell,
Batman doesn't need to invite him over.
He could just walk up to him right after he wins and punch the shit out of him.
I've seen sherlock's best moves, he die if he uses them on batman.
Trust me, batjerk wins the fight.

Re: Batman vs Sherlock Holmes in a Detective Competition

Originally posted by golem370
The first Mystery where is Jimmy Hoffa body buried?

The Second Mystery Is Elvis really Dead?

The Third Mystery Is Atlantis Real and where is it?

The Fouth Mystery what's in Area 51?

Who is the Greatest Detective Holmes of Batman.

wait up there...is Batsy allowed to make use of his super Bat-Computer?? well if so, Sherlock would come to a slight disadvantage, don't cha think??

Re: Re: Batman vs Sherlock Holmes in a Detective Competition

Originally posted by RogerRamjet
wait up there...is Batsy allowed to make use of his super Bat-Computer?? well if so, Sherlock would come to a slight disadvantage, don't cha think??

but Sherlock has Watson.... and will be able to stay awake longer thanks to his heroin habit

🙂

Re: Batman vs Sherlock Holmes in a Detective Competition

Originally posted by golem370
The first Mystery where is Jimmy Hoffa body buried?

The Second Mystery Is Elvis really Dead?

The Third Mystery Is Atlantis Real and where is it?

The Fouth Mystery what's in Area 51?

Who is the Greatest Detective Holmes of Batman.

You really think they buried him?

Yes, Elvis is dead.

Atlantis is real (already located) in the Atlantic Ocean.

Nothing's in area 51, that's just a cover for area 52!

I'm the greatest detective!!!

Indeed you are,my friend, indeed you are.

batman
"Mercilous, I have something to show you at the batcave."

[Batjerk invites mercilous to batcave, then sucker punches him and dumps him off the cliff.]

Hoffa is buried in Giants Stadium

Elvis is dead

There is no Atlantis

Secret government projects are in Area 51

You don't have to be a good detective for that shit, just gotta have a decent bullshit detector

Hoffa is in my backyard

No he just went home(duh hasnt anyone seen MIB)

Yes Atlantis is real, its called Puerto Rico

And like my friend said, Area 51 is just a cover-up for Area 50

In Sherlock Holmes' time - Sherlock Holmes.

In Batman's time - Batman

sherlock... hes english, and has the advantage of not always having to fight to solve his problems...(aka, the american way) 😄

Originally posted by Hit_and_Miss
sherlock... hes english, and has the advantage of not always having to fight to solve his problems...(aka, the american way) 😄

screw you, pack of crumpet eating sissies