Originally posted by Darth Avis
Never!! hahahah-nooooooooooooooooooooooo i will kill yoooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!1 ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Remember NJO Luke Pwns all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh!*pants* what happened?
Lol. You were possessed by an evil idiot spirit.
Re: Re: yoda sucks
Originally posted by Deus Ex
First, Yoda had to lose, because it's a prequel made thirty years after a sequel series. It was only natural.Second, the battle was very close, and luck was what made Sidious the winner, not superior skill.
Third, we have -no- idea on Sidious' true age or how much he trained.
Fourth, you have no idea that Yoda trained every day. Why would he? He's a teacher and head of the Jedi Order. He is the embodiment of the Jedi code and philosophy. The jedi are not about kicking ass; they're about achieving peace and balance and harmony. They're a spiritual group, not a fighting cult.
And Fifth, Yoda rules. Admit it, get used to it, and don't make stupid threads like this anymore.
Why the hell do I have to prove any of this? Has it not already been covered by me and half a dozen others in nearly every Yoda thread to date? Is most of it not self evident? Prove up? Please.
First point- This is a given. There is no graceful way Yoda could have defeated Sidious and there still been an OT. Period.
Second point- This is pretty damn obvious as well. Unless Sidious' advantages include looking like someone just kicked his girlfriend in the face when Yoda repels his lightning at point blank range, and then grabbing onto a rail after the blast, he must be one lucky SOB.
Third point- This is a given as well. Unless... you have some verifiable source stating otherwise?
Fourth point- Again, self evident. Yoda is THE jedi in the series, with all of the admirable traits of a jedi, including a rather brooding and pacifistic streak. You can argue on this all you like, but then I'll get really in depth and write you a novel on how in-tune with the Jedi code Yoda really is.
Fifth point- Opinion. And yes, this thread was stupid. No need for "experiments" here at KMC. We've had more than enough. If you're going to make a thread, make it worth replying to reasonably, not some "IMO Yoda sucks" thread. It is pointless. I'm not holding it against Avis, but I don't support this thread either.