How SpellJammer would murder you..

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How SpellJammer would murder you..

Curious? You should be.. giving the oppurtunity, I;d probably kill all you bastards. πŸ˜› But I'm so nice i'm going to let you in on what I'd do to you before doing the deed. So post and ye shall receive your fate.. or lack thereoff..

the immortal can't die. πŸ₯·

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
the immortal can't die. πŸ₯·

Well if that's you in the sig I suppose you're right. Though I wouldn't call it immortal, more like undead..

Okay I'll bite.. how would you kill lil me?? πŸ˜›

Originally posted by Coldfire
Okay I'll bite.. how would you kill lil me?? πŸ˜›
I scratch πŸ˜›

Originally posted by Coldfire
Okay I'll bite.. how would you kill lil me?? πŸ˜›

Ever seen Reservoir Dogs? It'd be like that, only with electro shock therapy to the testicales after your ear gets chopped off..

Originally posted by fantasygirl
I scratch πŸ˜›

You get your frizzy hair pulled out then eat it and it clogs your esophagus which causes you to choke to death.

and what if we don't have testicles? πŸ˜•

Originally posted by Spelljammer
You get your frizzy hair pulled out then eat it and it clogs your esophagus which causes you to choke to death.
First of all, I don't have frizzy hair. I won't eat my hair, so therefore won't choke to death. 😊 😐

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
and what if we don't have testicles? πŸ˜•
Yeah, what if? πŸ˜•

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
and what if we don't have testicles? πŸ˜•

Unlike most guys, I do know where the cliterus is.. \m/ 😈 \m/

now that's not nice. disgust

Originally posted by fantasygirl
I scratch πŸ˜›

πŸ˜›
Originally posted by Spelljammer
Ever seen Reservoir Dogs? It'd be like that, only with electro shock therapy to the testicales after your ear gets chopped off..

Too bad I don't have testicles πŸ™„

Originally posted by Coldfire
πŸ˜›

Too bad I don't have testicles πŸ™„


FINE! I'll do a sex change on you THEN electroshock your balls.. sheesh.. talk about needy whiney chickies.. πŸ˜›

Originally posted by Spelljammer
FINE! I'll do a sex change on you THEN electroshock your balls.. sheesh.. talk about needy whiney chickies.. πŸ˜›
I don't have balls. πŸ˜›

correct me if i'm wrong, but you're outnumbered by three girls. πŸ₯· we're not a force to be reckoned with.

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
correct me if i'm wrong, but you're outnumbered by three girls. πŸ₯·

*Using the term loosely* 😈

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
correct me if i'm wrong, but you're outnumbered by three girls. πŸ₯· we're not a force to be reckoned with.
I don't need to correct you because you're right. Let's *blender drowns out word* him. πŸ₯·

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
correct me if i'm wrong, but you're outnumbered by three girls. πŸ₯· we're not a force to be reckoned with.

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Originally posted by fantasygirl
I don't need to correct you because you're right. Let's *blender drowns out word* him. πŸ₯·

βœ… πŸ˜„

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
correct me if i'm wrong, but you're outnumbered by three girls. πŸ₯· we're not a force to be reckoned with.

Oh but now Im here, your outnumbered and outgunned😎