The KMC rpg game. (It could happen..)

Originally posted by Masrix
I wanna Join this, Ive rped for 2 years o.o

You are a sworm paladin. Torn between helping the people or aiding your goverment, the lines begin to blur as filthy terrorists become close allies and corrupt goverments are your hero.. You realize that for the sake of your dieing mother, who told you to always follow your heart, you have to break the law. If only this one time, to insure that there is a law of the land that people can rely on, and trust, people should love and respect authority, not fear and resent it..

Typical paladin gear. Lots of armour/weapons, stats aren't great though. But who needs stats when you get good equipment and keen abilities?

Level 10: Smite Evil.
Level 20: Resist Poison.
Level 30: Resist Evil
Level 40: Lay on Hands.

Smite Evil:
This sweet special attack allows you to do additional damage to "evil" and undead creatures. Be careful as against neutral foes it'll be wasted. What makes something neutral? Something un-intelligent or un-sentinent. IE: Use common sense. Animals and golems are a good rule of thumb.

Resist Poison:
Immune to being poisoned.

Resist Evil:
Now immune to all effects such as charm, poison, confusion, time, etc. Stat nerfs still can apply though.

Lay on Hands:
A small number of times you can cure the HP of an ally (not yourself) as a sortof virtual spell.

Sure Mandos.

MANDOS:
Don't know if the pic does him justice. Mandos are hungery ghosts. They are the most evil of souls who cannot reincarnate because they are so diabolical God denied them access. (Eventualy resulting them going back to the quantamn field.) so they try desperately to cling to life and stay on Earth as Mandos, feeding off the HP of others. Sense they're incoporal, only magick or magick weapons will work against them. Or there's always the option of RUNNING.. Mandos ussualy travel in packs, so be careful..

ok now that's not nice. 😈 I'll be good now. Choose my pic and my stats.

Originally posted by Pandemoniac
Let me fill in myself. No BFG? No chance. Packing a BFG? Minor chance

Pandemoniac are strong, nearly invunerible ogres! The goverments claim for affirmative action they allow them to live primitively without getting involved in whom they murder or victimize. The truth is the goverment has a hard time DEALING with them! Pandemoniac not only have a grossly high strength and defence rating, but they're wise enough to travel in atleast 2 or 3 packs at a time.. Thier only real weakness is their slow nature.. Meaning if you could avoid it, you probably should run from them. What do you got to prove?

plz.

Originally posted by Syren
Do meh 😊

An aspiring bard, a cute little girl who adores the main hero (whom everybody even a couple of guys want to hit ofcourse..) and you give information to the best of your ability of what is going on. You never join the party despite having a great voice (You like so many other annoying bard npcs feel the need to sing ALOT.) and seem to result in alot of sidequests and sometimes lead astray from false information talking to you. It isn't till much later it's realized, you aren't as sweet and innocent as you lead yourself on to be. Your voice deepens, and you say something along the lines of "those fools STILL couldn't kill you?! I fricking gave you to them on a silver platter! ****!" so you get out a blade and attempt to kill the party yourself as a boss. You're not an easy boss either, not only having massive dexterity to avoid attacks, be tremendously accurate, and flip around like some crazy *****.. but your bardic skills are above that you let on, so the nerfs applied to the heroes and buffs applied to you only manage to make the battle that much more tedious..

Lesson learned? Never trust the jailbait..

Originally posted by Spelljammer
[b]WOFLET:

You're a mean, sentinent plant monster! Being a plant you don't suffer the weaknesses of human emotion, so charms, fear inducing effects, confusion, aging effects, none of these work on you. You're immune to poison as well. However you're fairly slow, have low stats, are weak against fire, and can only peform poor melee attacks.. But hey, you make a badass wedding gift.. [/B]

Originally posted by Spelljammer
[b]LITTLEGILRAEN:

LittleGilraen is an abandoned beserker character. Her family was in the great war whilest she was still very young, and she was raised by wolves. (Litteraly..) She has sense learned the ways of the wild and wants to preserve the mother land and make sure no damn machine and it's head mow it down like it did her past..
LittleGilraen has little armour profficetcy, but is suprsingly diverse in weapon options, has a high run ratio, and has the highest HP gain in the game! She also has some cool abilities..

Level 1: Rage.
Level 5: Roar.
Level 20: Damage resistance.

Rage:
LittleGilraen can go into a temporary frenzy which increases attack, defence, but lowers dexterity and drains her of a tidbit of HP afterward. At later levels rage is much more useful then at lower levels where HP isn't abundant.

Roar:
LittleGilraen can let out a scream as a special ability that causes all who's charm can't standup to it to immideatly run. You can even try it on bosses!

Damage Resistance:
LittleGilrain has a bit of resistance to elemental attacks. This becomes significant and is always on, but it only becomes significant way later.. At lower levels you hardly notice the damage reduction.. [/B]

oh, hey, can you do me? i like death, and pain,

Originally posted by leana marie
oh, hey, can you do me? i like death, and pain,

Don't let the cute little girl look fool you! Leana marie are the name given to the walking dead! Vampires! Vampires aren't increddibly strong, a good punch to the throat oughtta do it. But what they lack in strength they make up for in annoyance..

For one, they float, meaning they have a high dexterity and are a pain in the ass to hit succesfuly.

Secondly, they suck blood, draining you of HP and replenishing thier own.

Third, they have a gaze attack which can leave you paralyzed. That's just plain cheap.

Fourth and foremost, they have a glare attack that can cause you to run in terror of them. Yea, they keep telling themselves that, you're running from the bad angst poetry!

aww that is so cute!!! and it sounds just like how i used to be!!!
thanks!! 😇
your sweet

My turn

oh, only i dont write poetry period. im cool enough to admit i suck!! 😄

That.. That was unexpected.. -_0 (Damnit, I'm not very good at offending girls..)

Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
My turn

Inspectah Deck isn't the king, prince, not even the town drunk (as if there would be just one) In Dwarfland. He is the most skillfull blacksmith in all the seven moutains! And he gives you a mission (at that a painful sidequest) to see if you losers are deserving of him crafting you up a really badass weapon. Which he does. But the sidequest is solely because "heroes" have a tendency to be just bums on the run who hack n slash hostile creatures but don't have REAL jobs.. What about the working class?! Dungeon slaying is going to break our economy! Down with gas prices or the dwarves will drink and curse!

MORE!

Originally posted by Spelljammer
That.. That was unexpected.. -_0 (Damnit, I'm not very good at offending girls..)

[b]INSPECTAH DECK:

Inspectah Deck isn't the king, prince, not even the town drunk (as if there would be just one) In Dwarfland. He is the most skillfull blacksmith in all the seven moutains! And he gives you a mission (at that a painful sidequest) to see if you losers are deserving of him crafting you up a really badass weapon. Which he does. But the sidequest is solely because "heroes" have a tendency to be just bums on the run who hack n slash hostile creatures but don't have REAL jobs.. What about the working class?! Dungeon slaying is going to break our economy! Down with gas prices or the dwarves will drink and curse!

MORE! [/B]

that guys from zelda right? hey will you do me again, your awsome.

Originally posted by Spelljammer
That.. That was unexpected.. -_0 (Damnit, I'm not very good at offending girls..)

[b]INSPECTAH DECK:

Inspectah Deck isn't the king, prince, not even the town drunk (as if there would be just one) In Dwarfland. He is the most skillfull blacksmith in all the seven moutains! And he gives you a mission (at that a painful sidequest) to see if you losers are deserving of him crafting you up a really badass weapon. Which he does. But the sidequest is solely because "heroes" have a tendency to be just bums on the run who hack n slash hostile creatures but don't have REAL jobs.. What about the working class?! Dungeon slaying is going to break our economy! Down with gas prices or the dwarves will drink and curse!

MORE! [/B]

lol

Originally posted by leana marie
hey will you do me again, your awsome.

Originally posted by Spelljammer
That's going in my sig. 😂

Originally posted by Spelljammer
[b]PANDEMONIAC:

Pandemoniac are strong, nearly invunerible ogres! The goverments claim for affirmative action they allow them to live primitively without getting involved in whom they murder or victimize. The truth is the goverment has a hard time DEALING with them! Pandemoniac not only have a grossly high strength and defence rating, but they're wise enough to travel in atleast 2 or 3 packs at a time.. Thier only real weakness is their slow nature.. Meaning if you could avoid it, you probably should run from them. What do you got to prove? [/B]

😆