Thing vs. Longshot

Need I say anything more? 🙄

Longshot beats everyone. Bar none. Presence? Accidentally strips himself of omniscience instead of blinking out Longshot. TOAA? Accidentally slams into JP, who just happens to be pissed off at that moment, in the "Infinitely Powerful Beings" club. Longshot cannot lose. Ever.

Thing just trips on a rock while trying to punch Longshot. He hits the ground instead, and uncovers a new element, which happens to drain him of all of his powers. Longshot takes the opportunity to crack his now jelly-like skull in. Game over.

Originally posted by Dizzle
Longshot beats everyone. Bar none. Presence? Accidentally strips himself of omniscience instead of blinking out Longshot. TOAA? Accidentally slams into JP, who just happens to be pissed off at that moment, in the "Infinitely Powerful Beings" club. Longshot cannot lose. Ever.

Thing just trips on a rock while trying to punch Longshot. He hits the ground instead, and uncovers a new element, which happens to drain him of all of his powers. Longshot takes the opportunity to crack his now jelly-like skull in. Game over.

That sounds like a pretty accurate portrayal of what will happen.

Juggernaut tried to kill him when Longshot was part of that now classic X-men team.
He didn` succeed.

are u seorus please tell me how long shot is gunna hurt thing

Longshot's power just makes other people f**k up and hurt themselves, dig? 💃 💃

no it doesent lol just makes him lucky doesent make others hurt them selfs lol.

No but that's been the prevailing mood around his threads - that his opponents try so hard to hurt him, while his luck saves him over and over, that they end up doing themselves in! It's just fun that way! 😄

lol