Saruman Army of Uruk-Hai vs Marvel /DC Team

Started by King KAM2 pages

Originally posted by Khellendros
Gimli and Aragorn, at most, killed fifty-sixty. AT MOST. And most of those were orcs and goblins. That one big guy who was going to behead Boromir and was giving Aragorn one helluva fight? He was one of the only Uruk-Hai in that group. The rest were cannon fodder orcs and goblins.

We're talking more than 1,000 big scary warrior monsters in a trained army for each person on this team. Dude, those goblin archers in the mountain during and after the Balrog scene were taking LONG distance (around half a mile I'd say) shots and getting very close, and the Uruk-Hai were better in every way when compared to Goblins and even Orcs. An army made up entirely of Uruk-Hai is stronger than anyone on this team except Desthstroke and Thing, are well trained, hae the advantage of long range with archers and catapults.


urak-hai, orcs they all arent trained...and all cant fight.........wolvie guts 2500

Originally posted by King KAM
urak-hai, orcs they all arent trained...and all cant fight.........wolvie guts 2500

Yes,a ctually, they are. They are soldiers, not just big scary monsters. The goblins and orcs were crappy, but the Uruk-Hai were the soldiers Saruman was going to overthrow Sauron with until Sauron found out he made them, and then they got raped by Ents. An army meant tot ake down Sauron's. That's how badass they were.

Originally posted by Khellendros
Yes,a ctually, they are. They are soldiers, not just big scary monsters. The goblins and orcs were crappy, but the Uruk-Hai were the soldiers Saruman was going to overthrow Sauron with until Sauron found out he made them, and then they got raped by Ents. An army meant tot ake down Sauron's. That's how badass they were.

anyonewho watches the moviesknows they arent bad ass, ...
they had cheap materials, and they werent the greatest trained, they had good insitncts, but were no match for trained warriors.

Originally posted by King KAM
anyonewho watches the moviesknows they arent bad ass, ...
they had cheap materials, and they werent the greatest trained, they had good insitncts, but were no match for trained warriors.

I'm talking about the books here. What did we see in the movies? We saw one get beaten in a tough fight with Aragorn. We saw Ents- who in the books are said to be able to split mountains- owning them in stacks in t he attack on Sauruman's tower, and I think we saw one get taken down by a goblinw hen they were fighting over frodo's shirt. In the book, they were made out to be BAD. ASS. Saruman wasn't a fool and he wasn't brave. If he thought he had a chance of taking it to Sauron and his army with his Uruk-Hai, then he had a damn good chance.

Originally posted by Khellendros
I'm talking about the books here. What did we see in the movies? We saw one get beaten in a tough fight with Aragorn. We saw Ents- who in the books are said to be able to split mountains- owning them in stacks in t he attack on Sauruman's tower, and I think we saw one get taken down by a goblinw hen they were fighting over frodo's shirt. In the book, they were made out to be BAD. ASS. Saruman wasn't a fool and he wasn't brave. If he thought he had a chance of taking it to Sauron and his army with his Uruk-Hai, then he had a damn good chance.

Wolverine would use them like a bunch of effin scrachin posts, he takes out over 1000, captain takes outover 1000, Thing takes out however many he damn well pleases to.

Originally posted by King KAM
Wolverine would use them like a bunch of effin scrachin posts, he takes out over 1000, captain takes outover 1000, Thing takes out however many he damn well pleases to.

Fine, I can buy that Wolverine would take down 1000. but Captain America and the rest except Spidey and Thing are aren't taking down near that many because they can only dodge so many arrows. Thing goes down from arrows to the eyes after the first several hundred he kills and, frankly, Spidey might be the last one standing, but when it comes down to him versus 4000+ soldiers and archers, even he's going down.

Thank God someone knows how to properly represent the Uruk Hai....

They are superior in strength and fortitude to any human army that ever existed.... their weapons and armor lack the artistry of Elven wargear, but are extremely effecient and effective.... they are highly trained, effective in archery and melee combat....

The reason Aragorn, Gimli & co. are able to make the Uruk Hai look like crap is because they are THAT DAMN GOOD. Gimli and Legolas were the best fighters from their respective races, period. That goes for Aragorn as well, PLUS he had a magic weapon.

That said..... this team probably WOULD triumph over the Uruks. But I wouldn't bet on Batman, Bane, Spider Man, Green Arrow, or Hawkeye to live through it. It would take superhuman endurance and/or invulnerability.

youre all idiots......

Aragorn and Gimli on the bridge of Helm's Deep were taking out dozens of Uruk Hai, and Aragorn is a peak human guy or anyway near it, Gimli is a dwarf, their strenght and durability is known from everyone.
If those guys can take out the UH in huge numbers;

Captain America
Batman
Wolverine
Deathstroke
Thing
Spider-Man
Bane
Hawkeye
Green Arrow

They will take out them especially with DS, Thing, HE and GA on the team.
Deathstroke is THE master tactician, add in Bat and Cap it's just overkill.
Thing lifts 85/90 Tons a single punch from him will kill a UH with ease, he can just drop on them huge chunk of rocks.Thing's skin can take most kind of attacks from modern weapons, to really hurt him UH will need the huge ram used on Minas Tirith gates.
HE carries arrows with tactical nuclear heads, GA doesn't carry them I think, but with prep time, Batman and DS will built hundred of them and they will watch the archers taking out most of the army.
Wolverine in the slugfest along with Thing, DS and Bane will certainly show his own, plus don't forget Benji has the hand clap and super breath tricks under his sleeve, and DS carries almost indestructible weapons, as his staff, whose energy blasts hurted mid level and some high level metahumans.

You forget the reason Aragorn and the others did so well is because of Helms Deep but what it they had been out there amongst the Uruk-Hai. Thats not case of this DC/Marvel team there on one side and the Uruks are on the other side no giant walls just air an opportunity. With the numbers game the only still Alive is Thing Deathstroke Spiderman maybe Wolverine only because of Wolverines skills and Durability Spider-Man because of his Strength and Agility. Deathstroke because of his healing and Fighting ability. The Thing because of his durability and great strength.

Originally posted by golem370
You forget the reason Aragorn and the others did so well is because of Helms Deep but what it they had been out there amongst the Uruk-Hai. Thats not case of this DC/Marvel team there on one side and the Uruks are on the other side no giant walls just air an opportunity. With the numbers game the only still Alive is Thing Deathstroke Spiderman maybe Wolverine only because of Wolverines skills and Durability Spider-Man because of his Strength and Agility. Deathstroke because of his healing and Fighting ability. The Thing because of his durability and great strength.

DS has strenght and durability too man.
DS at his peak is at last Class 15/20 tons.The guy has hold his own with WW, Aquaman and other metahumans before.
Plus he heals fast and can just resurrect.

Originally posted by K3VIL
DS has strenght and durability too man.
DS at his peak is at last Class 15/20 tons.The guy has hold his own with WW, Aquaman and other metahumans before.
Plus he heals fast and can just resurrect.

He still gets put down here.

Also, no friggin way is Deathstroke class 15.

Originally posted by Khellendros
Fine, I can buy that Wolverine would take down 1000. but Captain America and the rest except Spidey and Thing are aren't taking down near that many because they can only dodge so many arrows. Thing goes down from arrows to the eyes after the first several hundred he kills and, frankly, Spidey might be the last one standing, but when it comes down to him versus 4000+ soldiers and archers, even he's going down.

not many of them are quipt as archers.... 😕

that's why they got the shit cut out of their numbers when they were approching helms deep... their guys were getting picked off and all they could do for the post part was keep marching forward..... there might be a few hundred with crossbows.....AT BEST...maybe 1000 but any more than that seems like an innacurate assumption.

and DS is at least class 10...but it's still close....

common now... batman was taking on hordes of doomsday clones.... for a bunch of guys that had the power to send supes flying over a cascade I don't think the urak-hai are quite as impressive.....

thing BY HIMSELF has fought thousands of mole men with superior technology and firepower and mutants, and as emerged victorious.....

Originally posted by jinzin
not many of them are quipt as archers.... 😕

that's why they got the shit cut out of their numbers when they were approching helms deep... their guys were getting picked off and all they could do for the post part was keep marching forward..... there might be a few hundred with crossbows.....AT BEST...maybe 1000 but any more than that seems like an innacurate assumption.

and DS is at least class 10...but it's still close....

common now... batman was taking on hordes of doomsday clones.... for a bunch of guys that had the power to send supes flying over a cascade I don't think the urak-hai are quite as impressive.....

thing BY HIMSELF has fought thousands of mole men with superior technology and firepower and mutants, and as emerged victorious.....

..............and none of that seems very "Adam West" to you does it?

Anyways The comic team wins because theres no way in hell these guys could hurt the Thing

Unless the story is being written by the guy that forgot Wolverine couldnt even scratch the Thing before X-Men got movie titles

Originally posted by Khellendros
He still gets put down here.

Also, no friggin way is Deathstroke class 15.


If he can make WW bleed, and Aquaman too, he's certainly above Spidey's strenght league.

Originally posted by EvilCap America
..............and none of that seems very "Adam West" to you does it?

Anyways The comic team wins because theres no way in hell these guys could hurt the Thing

Unless the story is being written by the guy that forgot Wolverine couldnt even scratch the Thing before X-Men got movie titles

wolverine messed up things pretty face back in the early 90's...

the hell are you talking about????

Originally posted by K3VIL
If he can make WW bleed, and Aquaman too, he's certainly above Spidey's strenght league.

well it may seem that way, but batman's handed aquaman his ass in h2h and he's completely human...