I would never want to be Spiderman, Spiderman's a pussy.
He can save Mary Jane, hold up against psycho's flying on jets and throwing pumpkin bombs at him..
But he can't stand up to his boss who's a complete dick, nor earn any respect towards the public hatred of him and tell them all to go **** themselves? Even Aquaman did it! (And afterward he turned into a more badass Neptune type Aquaman you notice..)
Spidey also doesn't get any respect from other superheroes, what kindof bullcrap is that? He works just as hard, if not harder because he does super heroics AND holds a job..
He also is always having to dodge bullets from Punisher, I wouldn't put up with that bullcrap, I'd crush Punisher's ballsack with but a slight grip of spider strength and show him what it means to be a gritty anti-hero..
With great power comes great responsibility..
But obviously not a damn ounce of self-esteem..