Yeah, being a Jedi would be neat but you have to constantly keep your emotions in check and you can't fall in love and have sex. You probably can't even whack off. Oh wait , sorry, you get to have a lightsaber. Yee-freaking-haw. Sorry, no can do. Having Superman's abilities would be way more fun. You can fly, are incredibly strong, have crazy invulnerability, can shoot intense heat from your eyes, freeze shit with your breath, telescopic and microscopic vision, and super speed. Plus you can nail all the pussy your heart desires. Come on, it's a no brainer.
And what's this "a Jedi can just lure Superman to where there isn't a yellow star" bullshit. Like Superman is that ****in' dumb.
I LOVE Star Wars (as seen by my sig etc.) but honestly, Jedi dont stand a chance against superman.
nothing a jedi could do, including a lightsaber, could hurt or even phase superman. nothing short of a full fledged nuclear strike would even harm supes. (discluding kryptonite).
jedi mind trick wouldn't work, im pretty sure supes isnt one of the 'weak minded'...lol, hes superman
simply put a saber CANT cut through anything (if u want to include EU, which I hate but for the sake of argument. sabers cant cut through cortosis metal) and simply put superman is invulnerable. it makes no difference a knife or a lightsaber, neither would cut him.
and throwing cars etc. at supes with the force isnt going to do much. not to mention supes is like a trillion times faster then jedi (too fast for even jedi reflexes) and jedi couldn't deflect his heat vision with thier sabers. (as well one punch from supes and a jedi is unconscious or dead)
this is a no match, I love jedi knights, but simply put, supes would pummel a jedi just like most other normal people.
Originally posted by Jargon343You have to will a lightsaber to cut through something. They don't cut through any and everything they touch.
Yeah, lightsabers can cut through anything...except the handrails on the Deathstar where Skywalker and Vader were fighting...I'd pick being Superman, that Star Trek stuff sucks.