Superman vs Wolverine and Spiderman ( with prep)

Started by ZephroCarnelian7 pages
Originally posted by Creshosk
Well superman is a dick so drawing out the fight seems about right. . . Though I don't know why he'd need to go into the air. 😛

For the drama.

🙂

Originally posted by Creshosk
Get rid of them all and start fresh with new characters?

lol...probably who do you think will be the next gen comic characters? how about super beer boy? with the power of drinking himself to death but never dyin his potential is jus unreal?

Originally posted by tiakocom
lol...probably who do you think will be the next gen comic characters? how about super beer boy? with the power of drinking himself to death but never dyin his potential is jus unreal?
Maybe.

A clone of Wolverine is basically replacing wolverine as far as marvel goes. . . X-23. That whole getting rid of the characters is something that Marvel is doing with their Decimation storyline. . . Kinda like DC's Infinite crisis was like hitting the reset button. . .

Originally posted by SupersKillsHulk
[QUOTE=wolverine8888]Originally posted by wolverine8888
[b]superkills ur full of shit there no way it would break throu the unbreakable metal. when did it say that hmmmmm it dident ur just pulling that out of ur ass since in DC there no such thing as adamantium they would never say it. boomday bones claws cut superman wolverien claws are un breakable doomsdays arnt

Do some research before you spout your BS. Above is a scan of where Superman was hit with a beam that could slice through adamantium, and it didn't even phase him.

You and Wolverine8888 are two of the biggest fanboys I've ever seen. Wolverine wasn't swinging hard? You're delusional. Superman would roast the flesh off of Wolverine's bones and make a coat rack out of his bones. Spiderman could pound on Superman until his hands were bloody stumps and Superman wouldn't budge. Supes took the Hulk's mightiest blows without moving, so Spiderman wouldn't be shit in comparison. Then Superman would proceed to either freeze him to death with his breath, burn him to a cinder with his heat vision, or use his superspeed to grab him and hurl him into the sun. Face it, neither character has a snowball's chance in hell against Superman. [/B][/QUOTE]

Umm isnt that from a crossover where superman becomes a herald? 😕

he wasnt a herald at that point, just plain old supes
this is way unfair, spidey and wolvie dont have a chance
now, if you put Batman on their team and give them a day of prep i think the 3 of them can pull it off.

Originally posted by snoopdogg
Are you serious?

He cannot even cut Colossus. How the hell is he gonna cut Superman?

🙄 READ that picture again. It SAYS he cuts through Colossus. Says his skin is no match for adamantium.

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If I have a diamond cut to a point, I can probably score a cubic foot block of titanium. If I even make even a 100th of a millimeter impression into it, I score the block. I can stand there all day scraping the diamond over the same path but I'm not going to be able to make any meaningful incision. He's swatted away literally, because he did jack all to Colossus.

Superman wins.

Page 6?

Superman wins.

Originally posted by Hegemon875

Do some research before you spout your BS. Above is a scan of where Superman was hit with a beam that could slice through adamantium, and it didn't even phase him.

You and Wolverine8888 are two of the biggest fanboys I've ever seen. Wolverine wasn't swinging hard? You're delusional. Superman would roast the flesh off of Wolverine's bones and make a coat rack out of his bones. Spiderman could pound on Superman until his hands were bloody stumps and Superman wouldn't budge. Supes took the Hulk's mightiest blows without moving, so Spiderman wouldn't be shit in comparison. Then Superman would proceed to either freeze him to death with his breath, burn him to a cinder with his heat vision, or use his superspeed to grab him and hurl him into the sun. Face it, neither character has a snowball's chance in hell against Superman.

Umm isnt that from a crossover where superman becomes a herald? 😕 [/B][/QUOTE]

Yeah it is but that happened before he became one so don't try to pull that bull crap.

Originally posted by TwisterGameX
Spiderman won't get hit by Superman because of Spidersense, and Wolverine wouldn't get hurt by Superman because he can heal. Spiderman then webs Superman stopping him in his tracks, then Wolverine slashes Superman for the kill with his claws.

💃


your right, a man that can move faster than the speed of thought, light, etc... couldn't hit a man w/ spidersense. and wolverine's healing factor doesn't do him any good if he is dead. superman could kill both of them without having to move. just lazer vision their a$$es and you got roast roadkill w/ a side of arachnid. there is nothing these two could do. even if wolverine could stratch him, he moves so fast he can't be hit.

Superma would kill these guys with out a problem.

Originally posted by wolverine8888
I deffently think they would win. thor tied super man. herc teis thor. wolverien beat herc. wolevrine goes toe to toe with hulk all the tiem and thors neevr beaten hulk. spdierman ties hulk in most of there fights thou im a little rusty on spidermans current battles with hulkl so i could be wrong.

Utter inanity!
That logic sequence you TRIED to show just proves that there is really something wrong in the way you think (or should I say 'try to think).
Wolverine (whether you spell him as Wolevrine, Wolverien, Wulbarine, etc) ABSOLUTELY HAS NO CHANCE against Superman.

Again, it is alright to like a character. However do not delude yourself into thinking the Clawed Runt has any chance against Kal-El.

Now, back to regular programming.

Originally posted by Hegemon875

Do some research before you spout your BS. Above is a scan of where Superman was hit with a beam that could slice through adamantium, and it didn't even phase him.

You and Wolverine8888 are two of the biggest fanboys I've ever seen. Wolverine wasn't swinging hard? You're delusional. Superman would roast the flesh off of Wolverine's bones and make a coat rack out of his bones. Spiderman could pound on Superman until his hands were bloody stumps and Superman wouldn't budge. Supes took the Hulk's mightiest blows without moving, so Spiderman wouldn't be shit in comparison. Then Superman would proceed to either freeze him to death with his breath, burn him to a cinder with his heat vision, or use his superspeed to grab him and hurl him into the sun. Face it, neither character has a snowball's chance in hell against Superman.

Umm isnt that from a crossover where superman becomes a herald? 😕 [/B][/QUOTE]

Yes it is from that comic.
However he hadn't become a herald yet, thus your point is moot.

Originally posted by SupersKillsHulk

You and Wolverine8888 are two of the biggest fanboys I've ever seen. Wolverine wasn't swinging hard? You're delusional. Superman would roast the flesh off of Wolverine's bones and make a coat rack out of his bones. Spiderman could pound on Superman until his hands were bloody stumps and Superman wouldn't budge. Supes took the Hulk's mightiest blows without moving, so Spiderman wouldn't be shit in comparison. Then Superman would proceed to either freeze him to death with his breath, burn him to a cinder with his heat vision, or use his superspeed to grab him and hurl him into the sun. Face it, neither character has a snowball's chance in hell against Superman.

Yep .....and that is still an understatement.
Some of the things W8888 says are honestly more than ridiculous.

Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
Superman can move incredibly fast, for a VERY SHORT AMOUNT OF TIME! And why would you say near light speed? Supes can't move anywhere remotely near lightspeed. I'd even go so far as to say Spidey could be faster. Spidey can hit Supes, and it's going to hurt. And they have a numbers advantage.

Oh my goodness.
I actually found someone who shocked me more than Wolverine8888!
You know, since I came on this forum I have always been entertained (as have many others) by the wild rantings of certain Fanboys, in particular the Wolverine camp.
It is always refreshing (in a wildly hilarious manner) to read how they continously assert that their character is nigh unstoppable.
However at least most of what they do is just slather hyperbole all over their characters!

For example W8888 might say that NOTHING can break wolverine's bones/claws/head/etc.
That is not exactly true .....but at least he did not say a total untruth .....all he left out is that Wolverine's bones are ALMOST unbreakable and ALMOST nothing can break them.

Or for example when he says Wolverine is the best h2h fighter.
That is not exactly true, but it is factual that Wolverine technically has a lot of combat experience, and has trained under many martial masters, and thus should be quite proficient at H2H (even though most times he just charges in with a scream and a shower of saliva).

And yes, W8888 even goes off the deep end and at select times makes statements that are not just untrue but outright silly .....for example insinuating that Wolverine (or Wulbarine/Woleverein/ Wolevrnei ....as he sometimes spells the character) has a chance against people like Superman.
For example at the beginning of this thread he hinted at Wolverine being able to defeat Superman because of Thor matches Superman, Hercules matched Thor, etc etc etc until he reaches a point where Wolverine beat person X, thus wolverine can beat Superman.
Total nonsense.
However that is ok since it is Wolverine8888 posting, and he is allowed to do such stuff since he is most probably a kid in middle-school (I'd place Wolverine at low middle school, although his spelling at times hints at kindergarten).
Thus wolverine8888 actually adds a lot of spice to the forums (and I do appreciate him for the comic effect he adds), and like the weird uncle at the Christmas party who does crazy things W8888's posts on wolverine are actually read quite a bit (after all they virtually guarantee a smile).

However you are not W8888, and you are definitely past pre-school, and thus should know better than saying Spiderman is faster than Superman.

Thus it is weird that you would think Spiderman is FASTER than Superman.

Goodness.
Even current Superman can go very close to the speed of light (actually a fraction of the speed of light, which is still astoundingly fast .....although at times the writers forget this and draw current Supes as several times faster than the speed of light, for example when he flies to the sun in less than 8 minutes).

Spiderman cannot even get near the speed of sound.

No competition.

Originally posted by Sparkz
Hasn't Batman kicked the crap out of superman loads of times with Kryptonite?

No he was fighting Kingdom Come Superman and was about to get killed with the Batmobile but then he dissapeared when a kryptonite bullet bounced off his chest.

Originally posted by EsteemedLeader

Superman can move incredibly fast, for a VERY SHORT AMOUNT OF TIME! And why would you say near light speed? Supes can't move anywhere remotely near lightspeed. I'd even go so far as to say Spidey could be faster. Spidey can hit Supes, and it's going to hurt. And they have a numbers advantage.

Wow...thats...that's the most ignorant, clueless statement I have ever heard after Cathy X-23 saying that Namor lives in a fish tank and Galactus is not important character in Marvel Universe because she had never heard from him. Yours goes to the top ten though, right behind Cathy's and some of 8888's posts.

Even current Superman can go very close to the speed of light (actually a fraction of the speed of light, which is still astoundingly fast .....although at times the writers forget this and draw current Supes as several times faster than the speed of light, for example when he flies to the sun in less than 8 minutes).

Except he's been portayed faster than light on so many occasions he's obviously faster than light. In the fight against WW he moved many times faster than light speed in combat.

Originally posted by spetznaz
Oh my goodness.
I actually found someone who shocked me more than Wolverine8888!
You know, since I came on this forum I have always been entertained (as have many others) by the wild rantings of certain Fanboys, in particular the Wolverine camp.
It is always refreshing (in a wildly hilarious manner) to read how they continously assert that their character is nigh unstoppable.
However at least most of what they do is just slather hyperbole all over their characters!

For example W8888 might say that NOTHING can break wolverine's bones/claws/head/etc.
That is not exactly true .....but at least he did not say a total untruth .....all he left out is that Wolverine's bones are ALMOST unbreakable and ALMOST nothing can break them.

Or for example when he says Wolverine is the best h2h fighter.
That is not exactly true, but it is factual that Wolverine technically has a lot of combat experience, and has trained under many martial masters, and thus should be quite proficient at H2H (even though most times he just charges in with a scream and a shower of saliva).

And yes, W8888 even goes off the deep end and at select times makes statements that are not just untrue but outright silly .....for example insinuating that Wolverine (or Wulbarine/Woleverein/ Wolevrnei ....as he sometimes spells the character) has a chance against people like Superman.
For example at the beginning of this thread he hinted at Wolverine being able to defeat Superman because of Thor matches Superman, Hercules matched Thor, etc etc etc until he reaches a point where Wolverine beat person X, thus wolverine can beat Superman.
Total nonsense.
However that is ok since it is Wolverine8888 posting, and he is allowed to do such stuff since he is most probably a kid in middle-school (I'd place Wolverine at low middle school, although his spelling at times hints at kindergarten).
Thus wolverine8888 actually adds a lot of spice to the forums (and I do appreciate him for the comic effect he adds), and like the weird uncle at the Christmas party who does crazy things W8888's posts on wolverine are actually read quite a bit (after all they virtually guarantee a smile).

However you are not W8888, and you are definitely past pre-school, and thus should know better than saying Spiderman is faster than Superman.

Thus it is weird that you would think Spiderman is FASTER than Superman.

Goodness.
Even current Superman can go very close to the speed of light (actually a fraction of the speed of light, which is still astoundingly fast .....although at times the writers forget this and draw current Supes as several times faster than the speed of light, for example when he flies to the sun in less than 8 minutes).

Spiderman cannot even get near the speed of sound.

No competition.

****ign how many tiems do i have to tell u my brother was the one that posted wolverine beating superman bullshit.
by the way I neevr said wolverine was the best hand to ahnd fighter just the better then msot of the people u say ar ebetter then him.
by the way wolverine uses his fight skill all the time incomics ya remeber that list u thought I enevr post on the wolverine fighting skill thread well ya i posted it it was 40 comcis worth and that was just alittle sample of it.
also I not sure if I should be mad or not at what u posted about me. he was kinda insulting but not at the same time so I just leave it at that it was quite a funny post and I enjoyed it.