Originally posted by Spelljammer
No-one denies why guys suck, we're ignorant, pig-headed, arrogant, and do illogical things. And those are the NICE ones!But meation girls having flaws and suddenly there's an uproar. No, I'm going to tell you exactly why girls piss me off, and the list is nothing like you'd expect..
[b]#1: Girls lie to themselves:
They say they want men who are understanding and care about them. And that is total bullshit. If they did, they'd know better then to date guys who were complete jerkasses and stay with them "cause they love them". Every girl has a beta male friend who they would never go out with yet act like they would. Who are they trying to fool? So they need to stop complaining about thier God-damn love problems, they put themselves in those situations and are obviously getting something out of it or else they wouldn't do it. Period.#2: Girls aren't realistic:
When it comes to human suffering and global politics. Women are the first ones to always sympathize. "What if" What if what? Life's too damn difficult already we don't need any pricks making it MORE difficult. I can assure you, the only reason the death penalty is not 10x more popular is because some woman said it was cold and heartless form of punishment.#3: Girls are manipulative:
They are. If they want something from you, or you to do something for them, they're going to do it. One way or the other they're going to use you. I didn't learn how to be the Stalin that I am by hanging around smelly stupid guys all my life..#4: Girls are deceitful:
Some are bigger liers then others. The smaller liers among them tell white lies like "nothing's bothering me" which is a LIE then they want you to unconver the mystery of what is bothering them. I think it's some sortof game with them to get your attention and to see if you care enough to waste so much time and energy when it would be easier to just tell them so you could solve the problem together. (Again, look back at number 2..)The bigger liers among them are dangerous and evil. I'm talking the ones that say "it's your baby" or "I'm a virgin".. Again, back to number 2 how these types wouldn't exsist had it not been for over sympathy..
So yes, all human beings have thier problems. And it's time you acknowledged both sides fables and did something about it. I'm damn sick and tired of every last one of you.. [/B]
*points to Spelljamer's previous "i need a girlfriend" and such threads. Well that explains a lot 馃檮
~wickerman~