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Everyting's gwaanin' on too lang... de whole damn sitch gettin' t'be mos' borin... ye get me?

Originally posted by Syren
Everyting's gwaanin' on too lang... de whole damn sitch gettin' t'be mos' borin... ye get me?

Lang? No such word Syren 😂

http://www.speakjamaican.com/glossary.html

I don't use a damn dictionary... I speak phonetically, from my head tongue12

So exsqueeze me if I make mistakes, but I'm not cheating schmoll

*cough*

Lang- Long. Lang time mi a wait. (I've waited for a long time.)

I think you'll find you missed something...

Originally posted by Syren
I don't use a damn dictionary... I speak phonetically, from my head tongue12

So exsqueeze me if I make mistakes, but I'm not cheating schmoll

It not cheat. But you con't speak patwa, my youth. You have to learn from a yard 😛

Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
It not cheat. But you con't speak patwa, my youth. You have to learn from a yard 😛

Am I doing something horribly wrong? I'm only trying to entertain... please don't beat me cry

And you were wrong, anyway... 'lang' is in there.

Originally posted by Syren
Am I doing something horribly wrong? I'm only trying to entertain... please don't beat me cry

And you were wrong, anyway... 'lang' is in there.

What the bumboclot you a chat about, damn rashole. Dat a wrong

😒

A true... Naa badda mi 😠

😂

eyes

Do I get a cookie?

Mi look like cookie mon? Mi a badda den him. Ya hear?

Chi-chi man disgust

No!!!! Mi not gay!

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Fillip me a foingle gooling like the lilly-luppo, gonna buy that dayonaside? Like farf-anelp and jewywoodsnip didn't beloose! Fallowed fish-eyed trollop gall:

Jasper Villa Xinyi Got My Eyes On Your.
Life-Liberty-5* Hotel-room.
Maid to Order, Arrange, Rule On.
Terrible-Wonderul View in Fill.
Beginning Bikini Old Are How.
Grey-skied Bullitin Changed In Force.
Rain In Face And Dirt In Hair.
Lioned For Rabbit And Available to Gralap.
Blanket Moongo-go-gogo. Oi! Oi! Oi!
Sell It All. It's All Bunky-drum-gum, anywalk.

Chumpingly-glarden splartenly foody-who!

I feel like a pancake after reading this....

Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
No!!!! Mi not gay!

Cha! Yu rass claat haad eaz.

Originally posted by Syren
Cha! Yu rass claat haad eaz.

Dam yankee. Batty gal chat to much schmoll

Wha' ta gwan, ma bredren? We alls be speekin' da life-fire, ya? S'all so irie, mon! Butta be hearin' suma dem fings me not likin', ya 'ear? Suma dem men be da bad man and if I is 'earin' too mucha de clad-rap, I be startin' ana finishin' a cuss-cussin' as a booka booka yo' face!

Naw, ya galang. Butty Drong Gang. I & I, everyting' be everyting.

'Im gaan.

Originally posted by DarkC
I fully understood 1/3 of the words he said.

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Wha' ta gwan, ma bredren? We alls be speekin' da life-fire, ya? S'all so irie, mon! Butta be hearin' suma dem fings me not likin', ya 'ear? Suma dem men be da bad man and if I is 'earin' too mucha de clad-rap, I be startin' ana finishin' a cuss-cussin' as a booka booka yo' face!

Naw, ya galang. Butty Drong Gang. I & I, everyting' be everyting.

'Im gaan.

Originally posted by Fëanor
then you're 2/3 of the way of liking him!!! omg! a miracle is about to be born!!!

Yo be bleedin I wid yo nuthin-no. It ain't got nuna dat soul an even less of dat reason.