Why santa should be shot, or stabbed.

1)he comes down your chimney and steals your food
2)he is fat..(what kind of role model is he for kids?)
3)he's constantly going on about Hoes.(thanx to syren for that info)
4)he's a lier, he claims he can fly on reindeers. we all know they cant fly
5)he has sex with elves( im still tryin to prove this one)
6) his other criminal names are chris cringle and sir mist
7)he never bought me that bike i wanted when i was a kid🙁

if u can think of more than i would like to know, thank you

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ermm...about point three..
it's because he knows where all naughty girls live?

Why would he need all of those names if he wasn't a criminal? All of those aliases... he's blatantly crooked.

😂 Yeah, Imaginary said he really shouldn't be the one checking if children have been naughty or good 😱

definetly. lets all go to the north pole and hunt him down

Originally posted by Clovie
ermm...about point three..
it's because he knows where all naughty girls live?

proves how sick he is

Originally posted by Syren
😂 Yeah, Imaginary said he really shouldn't be the one checking if children have been naughty or good 😱

*packs bags and loads weapons onto the Syrenator*

Originally posted by Syren
😂 Yeah, Imaginary said he really shouldn't be the one checking if children have been naughty or good 😱

Mhmm.

And Syren you can call me Imag 😛

Thanks *honoured* eyes

*runs away on his flying reindeer*

*wonders why the reindeer isnt flying*

Originally posted by Syren
*packs bags and loads weapons onto the Syrenator*

*jumps on the syrenator*

😆

That was smooth, you've wanted to do that for some time 🙄

*sticks the key in the ignition* eyes

Originally posted by Imaginary
Mhmm.

And Syren you can call me Imag 😛

Originally posted by Sir Mist
*runs away on his flying reindeer*

*wonders why the reindeer isnt flying*

Honey, you can't run on a reindeer 😉

Originally posted by Syren
😆

That was smooth, you've wanted to do that for some time 🙄

*sticks the key in the ignition* eyes

us brits have to stick close close together 😎

Is that your key in my ignition? Hmm hmm

Originally posted by Syren
Is that your key in my ignition? Hmm hmm

lets just ride

Originally posted by Clovie
schmoll

So can you, Clovie 😛