God I love Paris Hilton!

Started by EsteemedLeader3 pages
Originally posted by Victor Von Doom
Nevermind, it's post-watershed.

rantingI never get any of the good jokes...

You can't really hate her for being famous for nothing.

You can't be famous unless people take notice of you- hate them.

If I were you TireHiker I would find a new crush fast. Besides Paris probably has a million STD's

Originally posted by ReverendMakashi
If I were you TireHiker I would find a new crush fast. Besides Paris probably has a million STD's

No, she had all her organs removed to make herself skinnier. She's 95% plastic and immune to all human diseases...

Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
No, she had all her organs removed to make herself skinnier. She's 95% plastic and immune to all human diseases...

Yikes. Hiker why don't try that overdeveloped Hilary Duff?

Originally posted by ReverendMakashi
Yikes. Hiker why don't try that overdeveloped Hilary Duff?

This is why:

*In the middle of sex*
Hilary: Tired Hiker?
TH: Yes?
Hilary: Would you like a copy of my new album?
TH: Nooooooooooooooooooo!!!

i want to do a romance inside of her

Personally I think all these celebrity women suck. Normal girls can surprise you. In more ways than one. On a serious note, Gilraen rocks...

Originally posted by ReverendMakashi
Personally I think all these celebrity women suck. Normal girls can surprise you. In more ways than one. On a serious note, Gilraen rocks...

Yeah, she's way hotter than Hilton or Duff...

Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
Yeah, she's way hotter than Hilton or Duff...

Way hotter? No way. She obliterates those skanks...

Originally posted by ReverendMakashi
Way hotter? No way. She obliterates those skanks...

Indeed.

I hate her adn she should die

though she is getting married and what not, she is still a ****

Oh i didnt know the camera was there 🙄

Originally posted by Deano
i want to do a romance inside of her
I'm sure theres an Inuendo in there somewhere

Paris Hilton is friggin fine! Too bad she has like 8 bodyguards protecting her. I'll never be able to tell her how much I love her...*sniff*

Re: God I love Paris Hilton!

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Seriously, if you don't agree with me, then you are weak. droolio

"That's hot." 😐

No, can't stand her.

Originally posted by BENITO
I'm sure theres an Inuendo in there somewhere

It's actually a euphemism.

I got to meet her when she was on SNL a few weeks ago in NY. The night B4 the VMA's. That Saturday.

I think shes ugly and when her stupid dog went missing it seemed that every news station was reporting it

I think her freind Nicole is cooler but now that she looks like a fukin toothpick she disgusts me