*Hugs and kisses marie*
Don't feel bad though honey. I got more liberal jokes where that came from. XP
John Kerry was jogging down the street and sees these kittens in a pet store window. He asks the owner, "What kind of kittens are these?"
The owner replied "They're democrats."
The next week Kerry is jogging down the street with Joe Liberman and Kerry sees the kittens and tells Joe, "You gotta' see this!"
Kerry walks up to the store owner and asks, "What kind of kittens are these?"
"Republicans" the store owner replies.
"But last week you said they were democrats! Whats the difference between them then and now?" Kerry proclaims.
"They opened their eyes." The store owner responds.
Originally posted by Spelljammer
*Hugs and kisses marie*
Don't feel bad though honey. I got more liberal jokes where that came from. XPJohn Kerry was jogging down the street and sees these kittens in a pet store window. He asks the owner, "What kind of kittens are these?"
The owner replied "They're democrats."
The next week Kerry is jogging down the street with Joe Liberman and Kerry sees the kittens and tells Joe, "You gotta' see this!"
Kerry walks up to the store owner and asks, "What kind of kittens are these?"
"Republicans" the store owner replies.
"But last week you said they were democrats! Whats the difference between them then and now?" Kerry proclaims.
"They opened their eyes." The store owner responds.
😆 God that joke is awful but still funny as hell 😆
~wickerman~
Ok Ok.. sense Wickerman is my pal, and is liberal, I'll make one that takes a sting at both of us this time! 🙂
How do you tell the difference between a liberal and a conservative?
Easy. Watch a man drowning fifty feet offshore.
The conservative will throw out 25 feet of rope and shout "swim for it!"
The liberal will toss out 50 feet of rope, drop his own end, and go off to do another good deed.
Originally posted by Spelljammer
Ok Ok.. sense Wickerman is my pal, and is liberal, I'll make one that takes a sting at both of us this time! 🙂
How do you tell the difference between a liberal and a conservative?Easy. Watch a man drowning fifty feet offshore.
The conservative will throw out 25 feet of rope and shout "swim for it!"The liberal will toss out 50 feet of rope, drop his own end, and go off to do another good deed.
Funny.....and I will jsut change Conservative with libertarian and liberal with socialist and it fits...
Originally posted by Spelljammer
*Hugs and kisses marie*
Don't feel bad though honey. I got more liberal jokes where that came from. XPJohn Kerry was jogging down the street and sees these kittens in a pet store window. He asks the owner, "What kind of kittens are these?"
The owner replied "They're democrats."
The next week Kerry is jogging down the street with Joe Liberman and Kerry sees the kittens and tells Joe, "You gotta' see this!"
Kerry walks up to the store owner and asks, "What kind of kittens are these?"
"Republicans" the store owner replies.
"But last week you said they were democrats! Whats the difference between them then and now?" Kerry proclaims.
"They opened their eyes." The store owner responds.
hahaha
Originally posted by Spelljammer
Ok Ok.. sense Wickerman is my pal, and is liberal, I'll make one that takes a sting at both of us this time! 🙂
How do you tell the difference between a liberal and a conservative?Easy. Watch a man drowning fifty feet offshore.
The conservative will throw out 25 feet of rope and shout "swim for it!"The liberal will toss out 50 feet of rope, drop his own end, and go off to do another good deed.
😆
I have no problem with conservatives as a whole. it's the hardcore extremists like KidRock that remind me of a picture that fits them very very well:
~wickerman~
Originally posted by Spelljammer
*Hugs and kisses marie*
Don't feel bad though honey. I got more liberal jokes where that came from. XPJohn Kerry was jogging down the street and sees these kittens in a pet store window. He asks the owner, "What kind of kittens are these?"
The owner replied "They're democrats."
The next week Kerry is jogging down the street with Joe Liberman and Kerry sees the kittens and tells Joe, "You gotta' see this!"
Kerry walks up to the store owner and asks, "What kind of kittens are these?"
"Republicans" the store owner replies.
"But last week you said they were democrats! Whats the difference between them then and now?" Kerry proclaims.
"They opened their eyes." The store owner responds.
😆
Originally posted by Wickerman
😆I have no problem with conservatives as a whole. it's the hardcore extremists like KidRock that remind me of a picture that fits them very very well:
~wickerman~
KidRock's cool, not O' Reilly cool, but if I was ever stuck in Apganastian, I'd expect KidRock in his big pickup truck to come save me.. 🙂
Knowing PVS or something they'd come in an ice-cream truck. He wouldn't even have a sugar-free varaint of ice-cream on him!