Great Googly Moogly! Rhyme With The Inspectah!

Started by Pandemoniac9 pages
Originally posted by -hh-
so i begin, let's go back and understand the sundial
back then, back when J was still just 6 and playing Street Fighter
he chose Guile and heard more sonic booms than charged pressure
feeling great, the kid rose, but not out of a cement
his parents became rich and it was a must for him to represent
the ignorance, and stupidity that he was
making up stories about how he broke the laws
tresspassed lands and gettin more brutal cuts than Saw
everyone has a sundial and some form of weakness
J tried to express by confessing his identity to be sloppy
he tried to hard, but still couldn't impress Princess Puppy

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Wise!

Originally posted by Pandemoniac
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Wise!

i didn't rhyme much though 😛 i just kept going

Well it takes some guts and quite a dare,
To step up gangsta before growing pupic-hair
Bitchin about cops he want to bust caps in,
while he is 3 feet to short for them to even notice him

Originally posted by Pandemoniac
Well it takes some guts and quite a dare,
To step up gangsta before growing pupic-hair
Bitchin about cops he want to bust caps in,
while he is 3 feet to short for them to even notice him
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i'll stop with the philosophy and go back to attackin' J on the set
simply he's surrounded by I, you and Deck
tried to get dough like druggies and checks like a hockey player
he can have his 'ideas' and bust his 'slugs', but he still wouldn't be a rhymesayer
talking about going to church to confess his sins but that was a lie
couldn't reach for guns if his dad was handin it to him

Originally posted by -hh-
rags to ritches was J's mental path
he's 14 and still doesn't know basic math
he watched Get Rich and thought success was in human wrath
now he sits back and watches the sky pass by
for Peru is his destination and a toy gun by his side
he's got his g-unit sneakers and a toy car for a ride
he think's he's got the girls but they keep Passin him By like The Pharcyde
he told us to **** off, and not to get into his biz
this kid couldn't with the battle of the Latin Kings were the judges

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That just kinda makes me wondering,
what would happen if J went confessing his imaginary sins
I see one hangover priest with his charme on a thin thread,
and then little J comes to pass some bitching to his head
J goes all 'Forgive me father, for I have sinned'
And the priest says 'Little shit! Who do you think you are kiddin!'
'You just learned to walk yesterday, so up your ass with that gansta-way!
Even me as a holy man, pulled of more shit then you ever can!'
'But your holyness, I'm a really bad man!'
'Get out kid and let the door hit your ass before I can!'

pandemoniac, lets chill a bit i'll pass the congac
dont foorget that Jacope is just a kid wack
stands all day and lacks semilunar valve for veins
incompetent, semi brain dead
he says so much shit that doesn't even make sense

Originally posted by -hh-
pandemoniac, lets chill a bit i'll pass the congac
dont foorget that Jacope is just a kid wack
stands all day and lacks semilunar valve for veins
incompetent, semi brain dead
he says so much shit that doesn't even make sense

Good idea, he aint worth any more thoughts. Cheers and lets rap about the good times from now on

Originally posted by Pandemoniac
Good idea, he aint worth any more thoughts. Cheers and lets rap about the good times from now on
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Okay

I'm from N.E.W. York/
Quick to snatch up a couple chicks and stab you with the fork/
I grabbed -hh-'s imaginary gat and let of a round/
Shot one in the air, another in a wall and everyone started running like Chris Brown/
I'll exploit these cowardly fools/
Through hypothetical plotting and spectacular duels/
The culprit talked alot of shit while he was jail/
Went in the Bronx with the wrong flag and got impaled/
So, -hh- grab the the four plus nine

Okay Inspectah, but what about mine?

I got chu -hh-, don't even worry, cause every contender will end up in the mortuary

Something real softy

Passes before you know it, but ever waiting for nature to show it,
The flowers, the birds and the buzzing bees,
Yea it's spring time I wanna see
I love the little lambs and the goats,
but most of all the girls dressin up in pantyho's
Can't wait for this wintercrap to shift of the calendar,
To include a nicer outside view on my agenda
Ain't no sucka for snowballs,
Waiting for the time when spring falls

Originally posted by Pandemoniac
Something real softy

Passes before you know it, but ever waiting for nature to show it,
The flowers, the birds and the buzzing bees,
Yea it's spring time I wanna see
I love the little lambs and the goats,
but most of all the girls dressin up in pantyho's
Can't wait for this wintercrap to shift of the calendar,
To include a nicer outside view on my agenda
Ain't no sucka for snowballs,
Waiting for the time when spring falls

That's a poem 😛

dj

Originally posted by -hh-
pandemoniac, lets chill a bit i'll pass the congac
dont foorget that Jacope is just a kid wack
stands all day and lacks semilunar valve for veins
incompetent, semi brain dead
he says so much shit that doesn't even make sense

Hold up man, don't forget the little children/
Spit so much rhymes at Jacope he lost all his hearing/
Backstage, after the battle he said "please father!"/
So when you hear a sick rhyme believe I'm the author/
So petty MC's, betta surrender/
Because that's numba one, on the hip-hop agenda/
For my innovative flow is remarkable/
Guy had so much white on his nose he like Tony Montana sniffed that yayo/
Rob a store and solve a mystery, but that's for tomorrow/
Running from the cops, Jacope foolishly threw the tek in the grass/
Ran like a zebra with thoughts of a fake assassin

Continue -hh-

I'm back like cooked crack/
Come with a b-boy shirt like I brought the 80s back/
Since -hh- couldn't continue I'll proceed the with the human genocide/
Put on a a hoody on and Jacope ran frantically with a toy gun by his side/
Then I verbally attacked D0om and got at Deathblow/
Both of them couldn't stand up to my spectacular flow/

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