I'm Not the Biggest Fish Eater in the World...

Started by Devil King7 pages
Originally posted by Schecter
really though, why are they always black? its been like that for as long as i can remember. like...."are you black? well...here lies the peak of your potential....mcdonalds"

You know, I didn't even notice you'd changed your sig and avatar. I certainly didn't notice the sig, because I've gotten used to seeing it all over the page.

Re: I'm Not the Biggest Fish Eater in the World...

Originally posted by PVS
is this pissing anyone else off or is it just me. why must we be subject to an audio-invasion every time we hit reload?

some of us are trying to goof off at work, and it doesnt help to blow our cover with audio ads 😠

smart people buy mac's

Re: Re: I'm Not the Biggest Fish Eater in the World...

Originally posted by ragesRemorse
smart people buy mac's

ive been an mac fanboy for over 15 years. know what i learned over the past few? they suck. they are riddled with design flaws which apple routinely refuses to acknowledge. from the old g3 imacs to the g5 imacs to the new intels. crap. i work on one 8 hours a day and hate the ****ing thing with a passion. but at least it doesnt randomly shut down like half the computers at my office to, or just overheat till the processer fries, like what happened to a guy i work with this very week.

**** mac. dont believe the hype. great, you dont have to worry about viruses. hope thats important to you because thats its only perk

Dont know, as an average user, Its much more user friendly to me than a PC ever was. and tech support is actually helpful. Not trying to play favorites, was only a poor joke, but I havent found anything i cant do on my mac that i could do on my old Pc, and the presentation is much more idiot proof than my old PC, but then again, im not of the technical bunch. therefor i only need it for simple endevours

Oh and the virus thing is actually an astoundingly important aspect

uh oh. the mcdonalds lady is back. time to switch my av/sig again

Hey, these banners convinced me to get a job at McDonald's. I'm microwaving pre-made sausage biscuits for the time being, but my boss (who looks alot like that hottie in the Internet banner) told me that if I stop burning the made-from-box-scratch biscuits, I'll probably be District Manager - East Cost Division by July. Thank you KMC!

Next year, i'll be on fries and thats where the big bucks are.

Just don't expect to leap-frog me when it comes to my career. I was told that I'm making the jump from drive-through to C.F.O., and I don't need fry guys holding me back.

If you do, I'll send my bitches after you. I took a picture of them the time the milkshake dude tried to stunt my career growth, and now I've included them in my sig.

Hmmm, I'm not getting anything......I must have grrreeeeeeeeeeaat fire walls.
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Originally posted by botankus
Just don't expect to leap-frog me when it comes to my career. I was told that I'm making the jump from drive-through to C.F.O., and I don't need fry guys holding me back.

If you do, I'll send my bitches after you. I took a picture of them the time the milkshake dude tried to stunt my career growth, and now I've included them in my sig.

Don't forget Brittney in your avatar. That has to count for something.

Originally posted by botankus
Just don't expect to leap-frog me when it comes to my career. I was told that I'm making the jump from drive-through to C.F.O., and I don't need fry guys holding me back.

If you do, I'll send my bitches after you. I took a picture of them the time the milkshake dude tried to stunt my career growth, and now I've included them in my sig.

Hey i'm working my way up the corporate clown ladder, im managing to spit in every 3rd big mac now and those drive through bitches aint sh*t, they are only after a happy meal, ours are after a happy ending.

Originally posted by Devil King
Don't forget Brittney in your avatar. That has to count for something.

Ah, yes. Here was the scene just moments before, which led to the SWAT team entrance:

Originally posted by debbiejo
Hmmm, I'm not getting anything.

we know

Originally posted by Schecter
we know

Hey, I found a link to help you out in your career search:

http://www.mcnewjersey.com

Here's more tempting reasons to get that application form:

http://www.mcnorthcarolina.com/images/coops/48/top_ten.pdf

What the hell is this about, I have no popups maybe because im using firefox

Originally posted by botankus
http://www.mcnorthcarolina.com/images/coops/48/top_ten.pdf

That has got to be one of the more sad things I've read in a while.

Now I'm getting sniped off by these ads that appear a few seconds after the page loads. It hovers around the lower part of the screen...where your mouse would most likely be. I've accidentally clicked on the morphing ads about 10 times in the last week.

I've never gotten anything from KMC. Panicware Pop-Up Stopper and Firefox FTW!

....an antiques dealer...with an eye for art...and trouble...

This one's for PVS: