Originally posted by Dreampanther
Look, it's quite simple, as everybody knows, when Wolverine gets in the Canadian forest, he is forced by an irresistible compulsion to mark every tree in order to delineate his territory, and as we all know, savage Hulk is actually the smartest version of all the Hulks, so while Wolverine is distracted, Hulk just sneaks up behind Wolvie and smacks him on the nose with a rolled up newspaper and goes "Bad dog!"And then Wolverine slinks off in abject shame, with his tail between his legs. And Hulk, of course, takes some of the trees Wolverine has been marking, roll them up in his newspaper, and gets the high of his life. 😮💨
Ingenuous.