Solid Snake vs. Hulk

Started by Metalmanx2 pagesPoll

Who wins?

Solid Snake vs. Hulk

Yep. Just as it says. Solid Snake vs. Hulk.

Featureless environment. They start 30 feet from each other.

Snake gets his usual arsenal. Hulk gets his ripped, purple pants.

Who would win?

I'm personally leaning towards Solid Snake. I think he's got a chance. He'll definitely hold his own, that's for sure.

Nope. No joke guys. I really think that Solid Snake can hold his own.

May I ask how? Assuming you're not talking about Jobber Hulk? 😛

You're freakin kidding me right? You can't be this much of a fanboy can you? WHAT THE HELL IS STUPID ASS SNAKE GOING TO DO TO THE HULK? He can't do shit to Hulk. Not even a scratch. Hulk will just clap his hands together and Snake will be out for good. Or Hulk can just walk up to him and sock him so hard he'll send him flying a mile away. Snake wouldn't even be able to make the Hulk flinch.

He's right.

....HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Oh, man. I couldn't even keep a straight face anymore. Orestes, Hulk Power, johnv89, my friends...of course I'm joking.

Man, that was really hard to type up this thread without laughing the whole time.

I was doing it in retaliation to TwisterGameX's "Magneto vs. Spiderman" thread.

Seriously, guys. I was just joking. A horrible joke I know. Just relax.

Hulk beats Snake, Cyber Ninja, Psycho Mantis, and all the metal gears in one flick of his pinkie.

Don't worry, boys. I haven't gone mental.

Originally posted by Metalmanx
....HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Oh, man. I couldn't even keep a straight face anymore. Orestes, Hulk Power, johnv89, my friends...of course I'm joking.

Man, that was really hard to type up this thread without laughing the whole time.

I was doing it in retaliation to TwisterGameX's "Magneto vs. Spiderman" thread.

Seriously, guys. I was just joking. A horrible joke I know. Just relax.

Hulk beats Snake, Cyber Ninja, Psycho Mantis, and all the metal gears in one flick of his pinkie.

Don't worry, boys. I haven't gone mental.

😐 It's good to know that.

LOL, well on second thought maybe solid snake has a chance.

Snake would come in at this point and whine about this.

Originally posted by Hulk Power
😐 It's good to know that.

Haha, man. You were going a little crazy there yourself, bro.

But I completely understand, don't worry. I would've done the same in your shoes, haha.

Originally posted by Metalmanx
Haha, man. You were going a little crazy there yourself, bro.

But I completely understand, don't worry. I would've done the same in your shoes, haha.

Imagine someone made a thread like this but instead of it being Hulk vs Snake, it was Colossus vs Snake and you didn't know it was a joke. You'd probably go insane or something...

The hulk would clap his hands together and Snake dies.

well, collosus would lose BAD!!!

Originally posted by johnv89
well, collosus would lose BAD!!!

Now I REALLY hope that was a joke. Cuz I'm done joking now. 😛

No, joke 😆

hulk cant see snake, so he doesnt know who to get mad at and then, he turns into banner, then snake force feeds him c-4, and turns him, into hulk and then detonates it.

Hulk would live too...

well when bats did it, it turned him into banner....

No way, hulk dies in a instant.

Originally posted by johnv89
No way, hulk dies in a instant.

Are you joking or are you serious?