Batman vs Elektra

Originally posted by jplatinum
Its not that we have no respect for her, its just that she can whoop up on as many bodyguards or ninjas she wants and it don't mean shit when she is fighting batman.

This is batman, the greatest comic book h2h fighter next to cap,wolvie,shang chi,deathstroke, and karate kid(no not ralph machio).

Batman can take her in 10 minutes or less.

(afterward, I can come through and kick the shit or of ben affwack.
Then, its just me and her all night long.)

[JP and jennifer kiss as dreampanther stares/soobs through the window in a drunken stuper]

Dreampanther:"Nooooooo! (yells out aloud while lookin' up to the sky)
Why not me!?! Why not meeee!?!"

I met cap,wolvie,shang chi,deathstroke, and karate kid last night, in my local pub, bought them drinks, and told them you called them big fat girls. They are now on their way to kick your ass.

I am also telepathically sending death rays your way. And when you die horribly, disgustingly, Elektra will be MINE! 😆

[Wolverine-god, and cap , and the rest pound on the door]

Wolverine-god:"I know you're in there motha****er! I can smell you,BuB!"

Cap:"I'm gonna kick your ass.... when wolverine holds you down for me!"

JP:"Oh shit,"

[JP grabs smacks electra on her ass then jumps over the couch and jumps through the window]

"ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!"
[car tires screeching as JP drives off at 100 mph in his car.]

[Wayne Brady, in the passenger seat providing the geta way cover fire.]
WB:"I'm Wayne Brady *****! Riverside motha****er!"
"Pow Pow Pow Pow, tat tat tat tat tat tat pow pow pow pow"
[Car dissappears round the corner.]

Batman wins.

well receltly in imperfects, elektra and wolverine had a quick fight. she was like

elektra:your stronger, faster, but every time we fight, why do you alawys lose"

wolverine doesn't disagree, he just gets madder. then they fight, she stabs him, she is about to do it again, but the fight is interupted.

Originally posted by stormfront13
well receltly in imperfects, elektra and wolverine had a quick fight. she was like

elektra:your stronger, faster, but every time we fight, why do you alawys lose"

wolverine doesn't disagree, he just gets madder. then they fight, she stabs him, she is about to do it again, but the fight is interupted.

But she's still not in Batman's league.

that's what I don't get, everyone says that wolverine easily beats batman, so then why shouldn;t elektra be able to beat batman.

Originally posted by stormfront13
that's what I don't get, everyone says that wolverine easily beats batman, so then why shouldn;t elektra be able to beat batman.

Originally posted by Juntai
Because he's faster stronger smarter and generally better in every possible way?

That actually makes exactly zero sense. Elektra obviously has something on Wolverine -- logically, she's got at least some skill on him, since it isn't speed or strength, and it sure as hell ain't durability.

If Wolverine beats Batman (actually, I think it's closer to a tie -- and yes, that's me giving credit to Batman), then logically, Elektra has a skill edge on Batman as well, probably owing to the fact that her training goes clear into the area of "mystical powers." I know this is "ABC" logic and that that kind of logic is often very flawed, but given how similar these three fighters are (they're all primarily close-combat artists), I feel it does, indeed, apply.

Additionally, I don't see any special reason to assume that Batman is significantly smarter. Yes, he's a superior laboratory scientist, but I get so sick of the assumption that "smart = laboratory scientist." Some of the most brilliant minds the world has even known have never bothered with laboratory science specifically -- that's not the only expression of intelligence, for God's sake!

And what's Batman's intelligence going to do for him in a toe-to-toe fight with Elektra, anyway? Geez ... to hear people talk in forums sometimes, you'd think that scrawny nerds beat up on school bullies rather than the other way around. 😆

Fact is, it took years of one-sided prep for Batman to devise plans to beat a group of people (the JLA) with, for the most part, very exploitable weaknesses, so what's he going to come up with to beat a person with NO particular weaknesses in a no-prep fight?

Other than that, all he's got is "stronger" and MAYBE "faster," and that doesn't seem to be helping Wolverine too much ...

Originally posted by jplatinum
[Wolverine-god, and cap , and the rest pound on the door]

Wolverine-god:"I know you're in there motha****er! I can smell you,BuB!"

Cap:"I'm gonna kick your ass.... when wolverine holds you down for me!"

JP:"Oh shit,"

[JP grabs smacks electra on her ass then jumps over the couch and jumps through the window]

"ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!"
[car tires screeching as JP drives off at 100 mph in his car.]

[Wayne Brady, in the passenger seat providing the geta way cover fire.]
WB:"I'm Wayne Brady *****! Riverside motha****er!"
"Pow Pow Pow Pow, tat tat tat tat tat tat pow pow pow pow"
[Car dissappears round the corner.]

Ha ha! You forgot about the telepathic death rays! 💃

thank god there are at least a FEW people who understand what elektra is all about . . .

this fight is VERY even.

Regurgitation grenade, sonic grenade, flash bang.
Batman is a world renowned master of EVERY MARTIAL art. He trained with DC's top assassin, Cain, Batgirl's trainer and father. I say smarter as in he has more tactical sense, knowledge of whereabouts and the advanges it may permit. Electra's only a 6 in fighting skill, and we know Batman's max as he's DC premeir. He's stronger, faster and a smarter fighter and knows more martial styles, and has a bulletproof suit and gadgets.. why is this even an arguement?

how much elektra have you read, jun?

I say smarter as in he has more tactical sense, knowledge of whereabouts and the advanges it may permit.

And I say he's not. 😉

Electra's only a 6 in fighting skill

You do realize that that ability ratings scale thing is wildly inaccurate when compared to what happens in the actual comics, right ...?

I don't care what that thing says ... PERIOD. If it says she's a 5 in fishing or catching a cab or whatever, I still want to see her fish or try to catch a cab in the comics before I have an opinion on her abilities in those areas. The only thing that really matters is how characters perform in the comics.

Originally posted by Solidus Snake
shes gonna get whipped like a red headed stepchild

Beavis and Butthead quote!!!😱

Batman's utilities = better than si's, or however you spell it.

Batman brings the Batmobile to the fight. What's Elektra going to do? Hit it with her si's?

Elektra was trained by a martial arts master. Batman was trained by several, including, as stated before, David Cain, who knows, literally and officially, every martial art on Earth.

Batman has more tactical knowlege than Elektra can even hope for. And as good as Elektra can throw her si's, Batman can throw his Batarangs just as well.

High heels and a leather bra are slightly less fuctional than kevlar body armor, no matter how good they look on her.

Batman. Wait! Is Elektra free-balling (nude for the layman) or what?

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
Batman. Wait! Is Elektra free-balling (nude for the layman) or what?

I thought free-balling was when guys don't wear underwear...thus 'free-balling'

Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
I thought free-balling was when guys don't wear underwear...thus 'free-balling'

I know. I was just kidding and being absurd. 😄 Ok, how about free-ovarying?

Oh...

Well, with all the tail Batman gets, I don't think he'd be distracted by a naked chick...

bats = gadgets.

elektra = supernatural abilities.

seriously, i really wonder how much elektra people have seen or read.