omg 0rd3r 66!!!one11!1

I thought this was freakin' hilarious. Kudos to Ryan Kaufman!

A purely humorous take on Order 66, hax0rz style.

Lots of people have wondered about exactly how Order 66 happened. Did Palpatine give the order to every clone? Or was it a wideband message to all commanders? Or maybe he emailed his commanders and blind cc'ed everyone else.

Well, yesterday, one of the IT guys at 500 Republica forwarded me the actual transcript of the Order 66 message from Palpatine to his troops. Evidently, they were using some sort of instant messaging called KloneTalk

PALPZ: d00ds
Bly: sup
BkRA1138: Sup foo
*GR33 has entered the conference*
Bly: Greeeeeeeeeee
GR33: whatevz
PALPZ: Shut thr F0rce up guys
Bly: Gree sux0rz
PALPZ: STFU!!
PALPZ: d00ds! 0rd3r66! pwn teh Jedi1I!!i LOLZZ
Bly: omg!!!1111!!elevne order 66 rulz
BkRA1138: LOLz Palpz! pwnd Konh3ad!
GR33: zomg wtf0rce
PALPZ: w j00 problem gree
GR33: wtf I have Yoda! He hax0rz!
PALPZ: Lol
Bly: n00b
NEYO: i no kung foo.
Bly: lolz neyo

The Jedi also have their own messaging called Force Instant Message (FIM)...

M@c3: oMGZ, This Mpa Bl0wzz!
*System Message* Player M@c3 has found the long way down.
M@c3: I WAZ TKD
summer_GIRL28 (Aayla): T3am Kill WTF?
*System Message* Player summer_GIRL32 has just been ventilated
summer_GIRL28: OMGZ TKERZ
M@c3: I GOT TKD 2 WTF?
C0n3h3d: CAMPERS
*System Message* Player C0n3h3d has just been executed
C0n3h3d: OMGZ I GOT TKD AND CAMPED !!
K00N4J00: lAg..
*System Message* Player K00N4J00 got the explosive solution
K00N4J00: WTF, j00 all waitin on spawn 2?
(ALL): STUPID TEAM, LAME MAP, LAG...
L33TMUFF3T: INVINCIBLE I AM, LAG IS WITH MEH
*System Message* Player gr33 lost his head
M@c3: y0daz n00b h3 hax0rzz, c@llz it lag
M@c3: PLAYERINFO=L33TMUFF3T
LAG=2300ms AVERAGE=180ms LOW=32ms
KILLS=1 STATUS=ACTIVE
SH@@KTI: OMGZ j00 cant spawn, that n00b Anakin is at base , TKing, and camping
(ALL): ARGGHHH.
M@c3: S0m31 s3t uz up da Bomb

O66TACN3T
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@N@KIN: All their base are belong to us
PALPZ: L337. J00 join my clan.

So there you have it, folks.

It somehow seemed more elegant onscreen.

The original blog can be found here: http://blogs.starwars.com/RyanKaufman/2

Did this for shits and grins, wasn't sure if it should go elsewhere, please correct me if you think so.

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Bart that is hysterical! hysterical

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"GR33: wtf I have Yoda! He hax0rz! "

hystericalhysterical
hysterical

I thought it'd be enjoyed... 😄

hysterical

😂

😆 okay Chris, that's just too damn funny.....mildly disturbing, but very funny.

HAHAHAHAHA omg that was really funny...(wipes away the tears rolling down my face)

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Now I'm considering taking influence from him and doing the whole movie...it would be so...flippin...weird.

Please do!😆

Try doing the Dooku/Anakin part here for us now😂

Hehe, will do...

Can someone translate this into plain English for those of us who are "Klone talk"-challenged? I can gather at least this much:

PALPZ: Dudes
Bly: What's up?
BkRA1138: What's up fool?

At least I think that is what it says. Is someone willing to do a plain English translation?

Thank you in advance!

Erm, not really supposed to be translated, it's just funny to see them all acting like n00bs on an internet game.

...and as Mist requested, Anakin and Obi-Wan vs. Dooku...

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*System Message* @N@KIN and 0ldb3n have entered the chat room.
PALPZ: d00ds sup?
@N@KIN: nm u l337?
PALPZ: stfu n00b, o cors I pwn
0ldb3n: d00d ur tight
*System Message* D00kuL33, l337n00b1 and l337n00b2 have entered the chat room.
PALPZ: zOMG, D00ku!!!!!!11
0ldb3n: lest pwn hm @n@k1n
@N@KIN: we r l337
D00ku: STFU n00bs I am ub3r-l337-$k337
*System Message* l337n00b1 and l337n00b2 just got served.
l337n00b1: no way
l337n00b2: wtf I nede h4x yo
*System Message* 0ldb3n has just been owned again, start fighting back!
0ldb3n: wtf d00ku h4x0rz!!!!!!11111one1
@N@KIN: d00d, I n33d admin, lol
D00ku: I c ur h4x, n00b, use em
@N@KIN: stfu, h4xor, i pwn u
*System Message* D00ku could use a hand!
D00ku: d00d, not cool, I been campd
@N@KIN: roflmao
PALPZ: pwn him!!!!11
@N@KIN: but hes l33, d00d, hes 0ld
PALPZ: shut the f0rc3 up, pwn him, n00b
@N@KIN: kk
*System Message* D00ku just had some weight lifted off his shoulders.
@N@KIN: lmao, i pwnd d00ku
PALPZ: d00d, u join my clan, now lets find a n00b-fr33 server
@N@KIN: lmao yeah
@N@KIN: wut bout 0ldb3n?
PALPZ: he sux0rs
@N@KIN: wtf
PALPZ: he got pwnd
@N@KIN: no
*System Message* 0ldb3n got a lift!
PALPZ: d00d, cmon n00bz
*System Message* PALPZ was banned for hacking.
@N@KIN: lol no way
*System Message* @N@KIN logged off.
0ldb3n: ...
*System Message* 0ldb3n logged.

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....that's just so disturbing....😆

Wow, Chris...wow...

Originally posted by Bespin Bart
Erm, not really supposed to be translated, it's just funny to see them all acting like n00bs on an internet game.

Still, can someone provide a rough translation?