Tell how the hell will kung lao beat ryu?

How will kung lao beat ryu? huh?
Since you claim he can, then how?
By wetting himself so that ryu doesn't want to touch him?
or smell the stank rank odor if he burns him the hell up with a blast?

He can't and he won't you shoud know a fanboy by now...

He might be indeed, he might indeed.

He'll throw his hat at Ryu.

Cute...

who is Kung Lao?

Originally posted by Scoobless
who is Kung Lao?

mortal kombat monk warrior with a lethal hat that can cut like a saw blade.

And he loses, horribly.

"He'll throw his hat at Ryu."

It sounds even more hilarious the tenth time I hear it.

😆

"Captain's.... log...Can't ...stop...laugh-ing...too...hil--ar-ious....too....too...much..for...humor..bone...shattering...from..the...sheer...stupidity..of..the...above...sentence."