Originally posted by Wickerman
Well i'm sorry, but a guy's gotta fix his plumbing one way or another schmollAnd it's not my fault i got every STD known to man miss "Condoms don't allow me to fully express myself artistically".......pffffttttt.....you pay them to go to some damn flute courses and they think a condom's gonna......😖hifty: .......crap 🥷
~wickerman~
Vlad, you didn't even have a penis at the time! It was post op, so a condom would have done you no good anyhow.
Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
And why don't you ever return my calls 😠 ???
Well, it's not my fault i lost that piece of paper you wrote the number on. I mean, after all was said and done, you asked for a tissue to wipe your mouth, and then threw the damn thing away......so don't blame me schmoll
~wickerman~
Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Vlad, you didn't even have a penis at the time! It was post op, so a condom would have done you no good anyhow.
Oh PLEASE......don't tell me you experienced another "Honey, i had another blackout", translation: "Honey, i just had mad sexxxxx with the milkman in the postman's van right around the corner but i'm gonna pretend to have a blackout" episode where you don't remember that you got so drunk you had mad sexxxxx with the doctor that was supposed to perform the surgery and blackmailed him into not doing it because *ahem* "I likes my babeh's wiener" 😠
~wickerman~
Originally posted by Wickerman
Well, it's not my fault i lost that piece of paper you wrote the number on. I mean, after all was said and done, you asked for a tissue to wipe your mouth, and then threw the damn thing away......so don't blame me schmoll~wickerman~
Oh, so it IS my fault then. Well you know what? I'm not going to do that thing in bed any more! You know which one I'm talking about!!! 😠
Originally posted by Wickerman
Oh PLEASE......don't tell me you experienced another "Honey, i had another blackout", translation: "Honey, i just had mad sexxxxx with the milkman in the postman's van right around the corner but i'm gonna pretend to have a blackout" episode where you don't remember that you got so drunk you had mad sexxxxx with the doctor that was supposed to perform the surgery and blackmailed him into not doing it because *ahem* "I likes my babeh's wiener" 😠~wickerman~
Those could totally be lyrics to a PULP song! 😱