Re: Funny shit, to do to your animals
Originally posted by Comic Book
ok, for one, giving your dog tooth paste, is funny as a midget at a basket ball game. (Do not attempt this, with your cat,, because they Will rip your balls off, with those claws). ok next his tie, newspaper to you cats feet, and put rubber bands on it. ok, another is hold your cat, and pull his tail not his balls, and he will go NINE!!!. next is, put hot sauce on your dogs food, and pretend you are going to steal it, the greedy *****(Female dog0 will growl and try to eat it faster, but you get the last laugh. Ok, here is a classic....throw your cat in the bath, when you are done.
Originally posted by Ieatbabies
No, I actually don't.BTW, how many times have you been laid? I'm just curious because most times when a guy is laid for the first time he brags his @$$ off, but then when he gets laid every other week he stops.
. I have to go out with a girl, for a longggg time, because my relationships, are not based on sex. Sure it's a bonus, but yeah. Well people that moan and complain about animal abuse when clearlt, it didnt hurt the animals and was on animal planet, need to get laid because they are angry and even talk about me in threads i am not in. It's cutre that they give me attention but it's sick.