Originally posted by Vinny ValentineEpisode 21..
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Simmons: Damnit, I'm out..gimme some ammunition Griff
Griff: Me? I don't got any extra, I'm down to one bullet!
Simmons: Wha-How can that be? Your the one who carries our extra ammo into combat!
Griff: What? Since when?
Simmons: Since the last staff meeting
Griff: We actually talk about stuff in those things? I just fall asleep inside my helmet!
Simmons: ..Well, you failed your job assignment, and now we're out of ammo.
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Originally posted by Spawn_Master
Episode 21..Simmons: Damnit, I'm out..gimme some ammunition Griff
Griff: Me? I don't got any extra, I'm down to one bullet!
Simmons: Wha-How can that be? Your the one who carries our extra ammo into combat!
Griff: What? Since when?
Simmons: Since the last staff meeting
Griff: We actually talk about stuff in those things? I just fall asleep inside my helmet!
Simmons: ..Well, you failed your job assignment, and now we're out of ammo.Funny as Hell 😆
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Originally posted by LadyluckSee? This stuff is really funny sh*t 😆
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Church: Alright you, Doc, get over there and help Caboose!
DuFresne: My name isn't Doc, it's DuFresne.
Church: Yeah. I can't pronounce that, so from now on, your name is Doc.
DuFresne: I'm not really comfortable with that; I'm not a doctor, I'm a medic.
Church: What's the difference?
DuFresne: Well, a doctor cures people. A medic just makes them more comfortable. While they die.
Tucker: Mental note: don't ever get shot.
Church: It's settled then. Your name is now Doc.
DuFresne: Alright, but I don't think it'll stick.
Tucker: Oh, trust us, it'll stick.
Church: Now get over to Caboose, and help him hold that position.
Doc: I don't have a gun, I am a pacifist.
Church: Well then just get over there, and yell bang bang bang.
Doc: Eh, I don't know. Even that sounds pretty aggressive.
Tucker: Oh, come on.
Doc: Besides, I'm not supposed to get involved unless someone gets hurt.
Church: Huh. I see.
Originally posted by GCG
A week ago today was...........
Originally posted by Spawn_Master
See? This stuff is really funny sh*t 😆Church: Alright you, Doc, get over there and help Caboose!
DuFresne: My name isn't Doc, it's DuFresne.
Church: Yeah. I can't pronounce that, so from now on, your name is Doc.
DuFresne: I'm not really comfortable with that; I'm not a doctor, I'm a medic.
Church: What's the difference?
DuFresne: Well, a doctor cures people. A medic just makes them more comfortable. While they die.
Tucker: Mental note: don't ever get shot.
Church: It's settled then. Your name is now Doc.
DuFresne: Alright, but I don't think it'll stick.
* background goes greyscale and DuFresne slides further to the foreground while DOC slides across behind him, with dramatic "this is your name, ****ing deal with it" music playing *
Tucker: Oh, trust us, it'll stick.
Church: Now get over to Caboose, and help him hold that position.
Doc: I don't have a gun, I am a pacifist.
Church: Well then just get over there, and yell bang bang bang.
Doc: Eh, I don't know. Even that sounds pretty aggressive.
Tucker: Oh, come on.
Doc: Besides, I'm not supposed to get involved unless someone gets hurt.
Church: Huh. I see.
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Originally posted by LadyluckHere's the whole thing..
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* Firefight outside the blue base *
Church: Okay Tucker, I need you to get up there, help Caboose shore up the defense, establish a suppressing fire, and hold that position until further notice.
Tucker: I didn't even know what half of that meant.
Church: Just go over to Caboose's rock, and fire your gun a bunch.
Tucker: That rock? Yeah, I don't think so.
Church: We do not, have time, to discuss this.
Tucker: Sure, no time for you to discuss it. You get to hang out here with Nancy No-Bullets shootin' the breeze. Meanwhile, I'm out there, running around, eating a machine gun sandwich.
Church: Tucker, we're gonna give you covering fire.
Tucker: Covering fire? Unless that means you're gonna build a huge, bullet-proof wall between me and them, I think you need to come up with a new plan. Preferably one that involves me keeping the same quantity of blood that I have right now.
Church: No problem. Oh wait wait, does the blood have to be in your body?
* zoom to Grif and Simmons firing their respective machine guns at the blues *
Grif: Simmmonns... I can't feel my hands.
Simmons: Maybe you should lay off the trigger, you dumbass.
* zoom back to Church and the gang *
Church: Alright you, Doc, get over there and help Caboose!
DuFresne: My name isn't Doc, it's DuFresne.
Church: Yeah. I can't pronounce that, so from now on, your name is Doc.
DuFresne: I'm not really comfortable with that; I'm not a doctor, I'm a medic.
Church: What's the difference?
DuFresne: Well, a doctor cures people. A medic just makes them more comfortable. While they die.
Tucker: Mental note: don't ever get shot.
Church: It's settled then. Your name is now Doc.
DuFresne: Alright, but I don't think it'll stick.
* background goes greyscale and DuFresne slides further to the foreground while DOC slides across behind him, with dramatic "this is your name, ****ing deal with it" music playing *
Tucker: Oh, trust us, it'll stick.
Church: Now get over to Caboose, and help him hold that position.
Doc: I don't have a gun, I am a pacifist.
Church: Well then just get over there, and yell bang bang bang.
Doc: Eh, I don't know. Even that sounds pretty aggressive.
Tucker: Oh, come on.
Doc: Besides, I'm not supposed to get involved unless someone gets hurt.
Church: Huh. I see.
* Church turns toward Caboose and very deliberately raises his gun,
then fires one shot *
Caboose: Ahow, my foot.
Church: Well, looks like Caboose has hurt himself. Maybe you should get over there and help him, Doc.
Doc: You know, you could have just asked nicely.
* zoom back to the reds *
Simmons: Oh crap, I'm out. Give me some ammunition, Grif.
Grif: Me? I don't have any extra, I'm down to one bullet.
Simmons: Wha.. how can that be? You're the one who carries all the extra rounds in to battle.
Grif: Wait, since when?
Simmons: Since the last staff meeting.
Grif: We actually talk about stuff in those things? I just fall asleep inside my helmet.
Simmons: Well, you missed your job assignment, and now we have no ammo.
Grif: What's your job?
Simmons: Me? I'm the Social Chairman.
Sarge: Grif. Me and Treasurer Donut are empty. We need some clips.
Simmons: Hey Grif, you remember that one bullet you have left? I thought of the perfect way you can use it.
* zoom back to DuFre- I mean Doc, and Caboose *
Doc: I'm here Caboose, where're you hit?
Caboose: Ah, ow, ow, ow, my foot, my foot!
Doc: The left foot?
Caboose: Ah, left. Let's see, that makes an L with this thumb and...
Doc: I'm just gonna assume it's the bleeding one.
Caboose: Yeah, the red one. Aeh. I can't believe Church shot me.
Church: Oh don't even start, Caboose!
Doc: Anything else?
Caboose: Uh, well wha?
Doc: You have a bullet wound in the foot. Is anything else wrong?
Caboose: Uh... Oh, I got one. Uh, Whell, sometimes when I fall asleep at night I think about my parents having sex, and I get really really mad for some reason.
Doc: ... ... ... Okay I'm just gonna start with the foot.
Caboose: Okay.
* zoom to Tucker and Church *
Tucker: Hey dude, why aren't the reds firing?
Church: I don't know, maybe they're outta ammo.
Sarge: Hey blues! We are giving you a chance to surrender!
Church: Surrender!?