Ladyluck's Lounge

Originally posted by Spawn_Master
I was just watching a Red vs Blue episode..number 13..freakin awesome, especially at this part:

Tucker: Let me get this straight... you're telling me that the guy that showed up here, scared the living shit out of us, shot at Caboose and beat the hell out of the reds wasn't a guy at all? That he was a chick? And on top of that, she was your ex-girlfriend?
Church: In a nutshell, yes. That's an excellent summary.
Caboose: I should have known... She didn't like me... Girls, never, like me.
Tucker: Caboose, I don't think anybody likes you.
Caboose: I like me...
Tucker: I don't think I've seen a girl that mean before. Are you sure she's a chick? And not a guy? Or like, part guy part shark?
Church: I'm pretty sure I'd know if Tex was a guy. And I'm definitely sure I would know if she was part shark.
Caboose: Way, oh, wait oh wait. If she's a girl, then why is she named Tex?
Church: Uh... because she's from Texas.
Caboose: ...
Church: Trust me, it makes sense. And you can't blame her for being so aggressive. It's not entirely her fault to begin with.
Tucker: Right. You should blame God. First he makes hangovers, and now, half women, half sharks that won't even sleep with me. Thanks for nothing, God!
Church: Will you shut up with that? She got recruited in to some kind of weird experimental program back during basic where, they infused her armor with this really aggressive A.I. I'm not really sure how it all works, but all I know is it made her meaner and tougher than hell.
Caboose: A.I... What's the A stand for?
Church: Artificial.
Caboose: ...What's the I-
Church: Intelligence.
Caboose: Ooohhhhhhhhh what was the A again?
Church: Let's move on.
Tucker: So, the military put this program in her head, and that program made her a killer. But underneath it all she's really just a sweet, down-home girl?
Church: Oh hell no. She's always been a rotten *****, it's just now she's a rotten ***** with cybernetic enhancements.
Tucker: Wow. Sounds like you really won the lottery with that one. Good catch there buddy, she's a keeper.
Church: So how're you doing, Caboose? Are you following any of this whatsoever?
Caboose: I think so... That guy Tex is really a robot, and you're his boyfriend. So that makes you... a gay robot.
Church: Yeah... that's right... I'm a gay robot.

Freakin Awesome 😆

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Hi 😛

Caboose: "I knew it!"

Originally posted by Ladyluck
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Hi 😛

Seriously..read it..You'l think it's awesome..

Church: Trust me, it makes sense. And you can't blame her for being so aggressive. It's not entirely her fault to begin with.
Tucker: Right. You should blame God. First he makes hangovers, and now, half women, half sharks that won't even sleep with me. Thanks for nothing, God!

Originally posted by DarkC
Caboose: "I knew it!"

Welcome back. Missed you in here. 😛

Originally posted by Spawn_Master
Hello...

Seriously..read it..You'l think it's awesome..

Church: Trust me, it makes sense. And you can't blame her for being so aggressive. It's not entirely her fault to begin with.
Tucker: Right. You should blame God. First he makes hangovers, and now, half women, half sharks that won't even sleep with me. Thanks for nothing, God!

😂

Originally posted by LethalFemme
at least not for Lea 😛

or not 😱 😖hifty:

thats not what you said yesterday schmoll

Man..Red vs Blue kicks serious ass.. 😂

Caboose: A.I... What's the A stand for?
Church: Artificial.
Caboose: ...What's the I-
Church: Intelligence.
Caboose: Ooohhhhhhhhh what was the A again?
Church: Let's move on.

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Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
thats not what you said yesterday schmoll

I didn't know Maynard had a camera 😒

Originally posted by Ladyluck
Welcome back. Missed you in here. 😛

😂

Now, another three weeks before I post here again! 😱

*leaves thread*

Originally posted by Spawn_Master
Caboose: A.I... What's the A stand for?
Church: Artificial.
Caboose: ...What's the I-
Church: Intelligence.
Caboose: Ooohhhhhhhhh what was the A again?
Church: Let's move on.

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i refuse to watch it

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I didn't know Maynard had a camera 😒

well blame him not me ✅

Originally posted by Spawn_Master
Man..Red vs Blue kicks serious ass.. 😂

Nice title. 😂

Originally posted by DarkC
Missed you too. hug

Now, another three weeks before I post here again! 😱

*leaves thread*

Caboose: What are they doing now?
Church: They're just standing and talking. That's what they're doing, that's all they EVER do, is just stand there and talk. That's what they were doing last week...that's what they were doing when you asked me five minutes ago. So five minutes from NOW, when you ask me once again: "What are they doing", they will still be standing there. And they will still be TALKING!
Caboose: What are they talking about?
Church:...
Church: You know what? I f*cking hate you.

hug

Aww. cry

Originally posted by DarkC
Caboose: What are they doing now?
Church: They're just standing and talking. That's what they're doing, that's all they EVER do, is just stand there and talk. That's what they were doing last week...that's what they were doing when you asked me five minutes ago. So five minutes from NOW, when you ask me once again: "What are they doing", they will still be standing there. And they will still be TALKING!
Caboose: What are they talking about?
Church:...
Church: You know what? I f*cking hate you.

Simmons: Sarge, we need to get Donut air-lifted outta here.
Sarge: Could you put that in a memo, and entitle it "Shit I already know!" Get on the horn with Command! Well, look who's up. Rise 'n' shine, buttercup.
* Tex is standing, sparks flying from the right shoulder, jerking it back *
Tex: (now sounding like a girl) Oh great... you broke my voice filter. You cock biting f*cktards!
Grif: Ah-ha! I knew it! Only a chick could give me a headache this big!
Tex: ...What's the matter, you never seen a girl before? How long have you guys been out here?

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
i refuse to watch it

LIAR!i I could feel your eyes gazing over my smooth, tender, supple, tan body wanting to touch me, wanting to............

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
well blame him not me ✅

aww it isn't your faulthug

Originally posted by LethalFemme
LIAR!i I could feel your eyes gazing over my smooth, tender, supple, tan body wanting to touch me, wanting to............

aww it isn't your faulthug

Originally posted by LethalFemme
at least not for Lea 😛

or not 😱 😖hifty:

Show me one thread dedicated to a single person where I go into and constantly flirt...

Originally posted by LanceWindu
I like your eyes, maynard

PROOF!!!

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Show me one thread dedicated to a single person where I go into and constantly flirt...

This one. 😖hifty:

Originally posted by LethalFemme
LIAR!i I could feel your eyes gazing over my smooth, tender, supple, tan body wanting to touch me, wanting to............

aww it isn't your faulthug

hug

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
been there, done that 😆

oh yeah lmao

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Show me one thread dedicated to a single person where I go into and constantly flirt...

there are none you do all your flirting in private 😛