ALL JEDI(Except for Anakin) IS A VIRGIN!

Oh if your regularly use XTC and survive it you'll probably lose more weight than with crack as XTC completely drains every bit of energy you have to get you so insane, but let's keep on topic shall we? I have no idea how this thread's topic suddenly transformed in to a drug topic but gunslinger Ushgarak will shoot this thread if we aren't carefull and this thread rocks!!
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Well, back on topic.

Maybe Anakin IS a virgin. How do we know that Yoda isn't Padme's lover, and he just Force-blinded Anakin into believing that he banged Padme.

This may explain why the twins are so short.

The old Jedi Order members were mostly virgin. New and very old Jedi Order members mostly aren't.

what-a-what again???????
blazes i don't understand even one thing your saying, all of you.....

is obi-wan really isn't a virgin?? i don't want to believe.....

Originally posted by Tangible God
Well, back on topic.

Maybe Anakin IS a virgin. How do we know that Yoda isn't Padme's lover, and he just Force-blinded Anakin into believing that he banged Padme.

This may explain why the twins are so short.

now you really like yoda don't you??
creepy if luke and leia's father is yoda...
if he is, shouldn't they be more... green or something??????

Answer to thread: No. period.

Man this is getting old------Obi was 2 inches!

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!! please tell me he is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why am i freakin out??? give me a reason why? why??????

So you like small schlong's huh?

Oh well, knew I shouldn't have got my hopes up.

Revan and the exile are virgins. lol

As much as a maverick as he was, I'd say Quigon was gettin' some. Dooku prolly did too, both before and after becoming a Sith Lord. If anyone, I'd say Yareal Poof was a virgin.

Maybe Jedi of the Old Order weren't allowed to, but those of the New Order were? Can anyone affirm this? Wasn't Obi-Wan finding out Anakin was the father of the twins one of the reasons he fell from the order?

And Obi-Wan does NOT seem the type for casual sex if you ask me.

Originally posted by DarkAge
And Obi-Wan does NOT seem the type for casual sex if you ask me.

I think he is. He be gettin' booty on the side. Even the Episode 3 visual dictionary said he had a fling with a Jedi named Siri Tachi.

My lightsaber would have like a million different buttons for different colors and blade powers and lengths.