Yoda vs. Spiderman

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Yoda vs. Spiderman

Yoda (in his prime and bloodlusted) vs. Spiderman. No prep fight, who wins?

yodas TK is somethin vicious

Yoda wipes the floor with Spiderman.

Finally, Yoda's being pitted against someone he might actually defeat.

Mmmm ... I call it about a 50/50 split between Spider-Man and Yoda.

I think spidey is severely underrated but Yoda wins this 8/10 times..........

We have a Star Wars vs. forum. The intense debates of a few star wars thread convinced me to keep them, but I'll be moving them from now on.

Yoda. More speed, just as much, if not more precognative ability, and a melee weapon that Spidey can't block or dodge.

Stop posting comic versus thread, you morons! Read the rules!

Yoda would slice through Spiderman. Yoda might just use force push on him.

Hmm, les see... Yoda could merely Force Choke Spiederman. Or he could pick him up with the Force and bang his head against a wall till he died. Or he could just decipatate him with his saber.

So many different possibilities, all ening with Spiderman getting his ass handed to him.

This kind of fights really do suck...

Originally posted by darthsith19
Hmm, les see... Yoda could merely Force Choke Spiederman. Or he could pick him up with the Force and bang his head against a wall till he died. Or he could just decipatate him with his saber.

So many different possibilities, all ening with Spiderman getting his ass handed to him.


Or Spider-Man webs him up in one second.

Originally posted by Smaxxer
Or Spider-Man webs him up in one second.

Then Yoda cuts the web up and kicks the **** out of Spiderman.

Spider-Man gets thrown in a classroom and gets schooled by his new teacher, Yoda. Not even a chance Spider-Man would win.

Originally posted by SnakeEyes
This kind of fights really do suck...

im with u 100%

Spiderman would run away, that is how we shall conclude this fight..

spidey has super luck and gets away (sinse this is a sw vs. thread, i'll say spidey is strong in the force, cuz theres no luck).done

haha
yoda has a pownafizzation power
so spidey gets pownafizzationized
period.

except spidey gets luckey somehow like yoda gets a call that he "just has to take"from mace about how mace was all like"didja see me in ep 2?!! i told dooku off...didja, huh, didja?!!!......beep, hello?" at that point yoda is super annoyed and turns around to see a note on some webbing that says your friendly galaxy travling spider man has gotten away. then mace calls again and says "you wouldn't have hung up on shaft" and they begin to quarrel like an old couple (windu being the senile one) ...wow... i need a life.

hahaha your not funny i mean it because spiderman will take the light saber quickly with his web and defeat him with web thickness