Alpha Centauri and Clovie duel. They do backflips and swurve around one another as thier mindblades clash and it looks like a lightsaber fued. Energy cracks and it is a familar sound as their blades snap into eachother.
Clovie: It's no good AC! We're evenly matched!
Alpha Centauri: Foolish girl! Is everyone but me ignorant? *AC forms a mindblade over his stomache and sticks it into Clovie's, she coughs blood and falls to her knees*
Alpha Centauri: I'm a man of compassion, I value life.. Sooo.. *AC slices off Clovie's head and absorbs her life-force*
Alpha Centauri: I feel stronger then ever! Clovie's life force has raised my power substaniously! If there was a God, not even He could stop me now! PVS will soon be mine! *AC runs and looks like a blur, he even runs over water*
Meanwhile, a very loud bar, filled with rude, brutish men playing pool, darts, getting drunk, and singing bad kareokie. A man suddenly walks them that makes them all grow quite.
Have any of you seen SpellJammer? *The mysterious coated man shows a picture*
Biker guy: No, but you can see my dick if you pay me enough girly boy! Hahahahaha! *the coated man points a desert eagle at his head and shoots him dead*
Sir Mist: The name is Sir Mist, you've probably heard of me..
Another biker: The most feared bounty hunter in the entire world. ._.
Someone else: And that's an understandment. ._.
Bartender: We don't know nothing Sir Mist..
Sir Mist: That's too bad.. guess I'm just going to have to leave then.. *Sir Mist so quickly shoots everyone and reloads his gun to start shooting more people that no-one has time to run as everyone in the bar is left dead and a bloody mess. Sir Mist just stands there amongst the bodies and smoke, and walks out and passes wind*
Sir Mist: Ah, no-one's gonna know..
As our heroes are searching for The Necromonicom. They come across that strange rabbit mage again.
SpellJammer: You! >: \
KidRock: Who are you and what do you want? *The bunny man talks but has a man AND a seperate woman's voice simutanously talking*
SpellJammer Prime: Our name is SpellJammer. Though you can refer to us as God.
Them: . _ .
SpellJammer: Sense when was SpellJammer God?! Don't you think if he were God he'd be able to find a damn girlfriend?! Oh wait, God killed her! >: \
SpellJammer Prime: She wasn't the one. She would've mislead you from your destiny SpellJammer.. We know this, we know all. We came here from a multiverse. A multiverse where SpellJammer found the one right for him. And to be with her forever merged his soul with her own. He became she and she became he which caused them to become they. PVS stood no chance against the likes of so much love and peace and oneness with the universe. But we longed for knowledge, what would've life been like without the Reoublic? So we built this universe, seperating ourselves from space and time so it would wrap around us and create this. A world where PVS was able to have an oppurtunity. And now we see the results.
Deano: What was your world like? What was it like to have the Republic win the battle?
SpellJammer Prime: ...Some things are better left unsaid... We never counted on you trying to play God this much SpellJammer..
Kidrock: Well gee, he only calls himself it technichaly.. >: \
SpellJammer Prime: There is an imbalance. This must be dealt with. *SpellJammer prime snaps his fingers and teleports Big Evil to the scene*
Deano: Holy crap! Not that guy again!
SpellJammer Prime: There can be only one.
SpellJammer: Wait, if you win won't there technichaly be two?
SpellJammer Prime: Whatever, don't correct God.
Big Evil: God?! I got molesterd by a preist! >: |
SpellJammer Prime: No you didn't.. >: \
Big Evil: I know, I just want attention. I get so few words in.. : (
SpellJammer: Big Evil, there's no way we can beat this guy alone. We're going to have to team-up if..
Big Evil: Your stupid spell caused my Bun-Bun to go boom-boom! You'll pay for it with your life! >: \ *SJ Prime telekitnicatly slams both of them into eachother*
SpellJammer Prime: One is the lonelist number..
Deano: Either SpellJammer is increddibly full of himself or has some major self-image problems.. *KidRock is busy reading a book on global politics*
KidRock: There's a NEW Mexico!