If Nicollette Sheridan were in a jungle and dressed in a one-piece bathing suit covered in a short-sleeved shirt, this is what would have happened:

[Kaa picks Nicollette Sheridan from the ground and raises to the branch he is on]
Nicollette: Kaa, it's you!
Kaa: Yesss, jungle queen, so nice to see you again. Sss-sss-sss.
Nicollette: Oh, go away. Just leave me alone.
Kaa: Let me look at you.
[Nicollette turns away from Kaa's eyes]
You don't want me to look at you? Then you look at me.
Nicollette: No, thank you. I know what you're trying to do, Kaa.
Kaa: You do? Uh, I mean, you don't trust me.
Nicollette: No!
Kaa: Then there's nothing I can do to help.
Nicollette: Let me guess: you want to help me?
Kaa: Ss-certainly. I can see to it that you never have to leave this jungle.
Nicollette: And how could you do that?
Kaa: Hmm? Oh, I have my own ss-subtle little ways. But first, you must trust me.
Nicollette: I don't trust anyone anymore.
Kaa: I don't blame you. I'm not like those so-called fair-weather friends of yours. You can believe in me.
[Kaa finally gets to see into Nicollette's eyes long enough]
(singing) Trust in me
Just in me
Shut your eyes
And trust in me
Hold still, please
You can sleep
Safe and sound
Knowing I
Am around
Slip into silent slumber
Sail on a silver mist
Slowly and surely your senses
Will cease to resist
[Nicollette snores while standing on her head on the tip of Kaa's tail]
You're snoring.
Nicollette: Sorry.
Kaa: Just relax
Be at rest
Like a bird
In a nest
Trust in me
Just in me
[Shere Khan appears below and listens]
Shut your eyes
And trust in me
[Shere Khan pulls Kaa by the tail, making a doorbell sound]
Kaa: Huh? Oh, now what? I'll be right down. Yes? Yes? Who is it?
Shere Khan comes from behind the tree: It's me, Shere Khan. I'd like a word with you, if you don't mind.
Kaa: Shere Khan. What a ss-surprise.
Shere Khan: Yes, isn't it? I just dropped by. Forgive me if I've interrupted anything.
Kaa: Oh no, nothing at all.
Shere Khan bares claws: I thought perhaps you were entertaining someone up there in your coils.
Kaa: Coils? Someone? Oh, I was just curling up for my siesta.
Shere Khan: But you were singing to someone.
[he grabs Kaa's neck]
Who is it, Kaa?
Kaa: Uh, who? Uh, no. Well, I was just singing to myself.
Shere Khan: Indeed.
Kaa: Yes, yes. You see, I have trouble with my ss-sinuses.
Shere Khan: What a pity.
Kaa: Oh, you have no idea. It's ss-simply terrible. I can't eat, I can't ss-sleep, so I sing myself to sleep. You know, self-hypnosis. Let me show you how it works.
(sings) Trust in me.
[Kaa moves to Shere Khan's eyes, but he drops his paw over Kaa's head, moving it to the ground]
Mmm-fff!
Shere Khan: I can't be bothered with that. I have no time for that sort of nonsense.
Kaa (from under paw): Some other time, perhaps?
Shere Khan: Perhaps. But at the moment I am searching for a jungle queen.
Kaa (released): Jungle queen? What jungle queen?
Shere Khan: The one who is lost. Now where do you suppose she could be?
Kaa shrugs: Search me.
Shere Khan: That's an excellent idea. I'm sure you wouldn't mind showing me your coils, would you, Kaa?
Kaa: Uh, ss-certainly not.
[puts down the end of his tail]
Nothing here
[shows his open mouth]
And nothing in here.
[Nicollette Sheridan in the coils above snores. Shere Khan glances up and Kaa makes snorting sounds]
Kaa: My ss-sinuses.
Shere Khan: Hmm. Indeed. And now, how about the middle?
Kaa: The middle? Oh, the middle?
[He puts down his middle, leaving Nicollette in much less coils]
Kaa: Ha-ha, absolutely nothing in the middle.
Shere Khan: Hmmm. Really? Well, if you do just happen to see the jungle queen, you will inform me first. Understand?
Kaa gulps: I get the point. Cross my heart, hope to die.
Shere Khan: Good show. And now I must continue my search for the helpless little lady.
[Shere Khan leaves]
Kaa: Ooh, who does he think he's fooling? "Helpless little lady". Ooh, he gives me the shivers.
[Kaa shivers, and completely looses grip on now awake Nicollette Sheridan]
Picking on that poor helpless little girl...oh, yes, poor helpless little girl.
[Nicollette pushes Kaa's coils off the branch and he falls down, hitting his head on some branches along the way - just like earlier.]
Kaa: Oooh!
Nicollette: Hey, you told me a lie, Kaa. You said I could trust you.
Kaa: It's like you said. You can't trust anyone!
[He lunges at Nicollette, but a knot on his tail stops him. Nicollette leaves]
If I never see that skinny little queen again, it will be too soon. Ooh...my ss-sacroiliac.

Now I have just one question. Why doesn't Nicollette Sheridan snore while standing on her head on the tip of Kaa's tail?