Darth Sion vs. Mace Windu

Started by Tangible God4 pages

I still say that guy was a bit too much.

How so?

He really wasn't. Plenty of people could have defeated him. I'd give Malak a good chance against him too.

I know they were the Sith, and it's SW, but a head in a jar influencing events?

The first time I heard of him I immediatley thought of both the Adam's Family and Harry Potter.

lol

Well, the ancient Sith were described in narration as "godlike". Go figure.

I can see Zeus's head floating around in a Jar. Try to pick up a lightning bolt...and...POOF.

Zeus must have one hell of a headache from birthing a goddess from his head. Anyone else think that was a weird myth?

That and the fact he was boinking all his sisters.

Originally posted by Deus Ex
Zeus must have one hell of a headache from birthing a goddess from his head. Anyone else think that was a weird myth?

When I first saw that, I misread it as "Zeus must have had one hell of a mustache from birthing a goddess from his head." lol

Originally posted by Tangible God
That and the fact he was boinking all his sisters.

And that one of them, Hera, was jealous of the others.

Ah, those wacky Greeks, Alexander screwed and sucked his way across the world, which is why we still study him today.

Turns out he's own daddy.

Well, to be fair, Alexander was Macedonian.

TomAYto...TomAHto.

Originally posted by Tengu Man
i never said that, he'd lose but he wouldn't get his arse whooped thats for sure.

Sion would destroy Windu in a fist fight. If Sion doesn't die to a Lightsaber, what the hell is he gonna feel when Windu lays a punch? Sion would throw his @$$ all over the place and cave his bloody skull in.

Originally posted by Sorgo
Sion would destroy Windu in a fist fight. If Sion doesn't die to a Lightsaber, what the hell is he gonna feel when Windu lays a punch? Sion would throw his @$$ all over the place and cave his bloody skull in.
No he woudn't.

it would end up looking like "the fall of kreia" video (thats the one where sion just beats the sith(haha i made a pun and a swear substitute at the same time) outta kreia, i love that video).

Originally posted by jollyjim311
it would end up looking like "the fall of kreia" video (thats the one where sion just beats the sith(haha i made a pun and a swear substitute at the same time) outta kreia, i love that video).
You were stung as a child weren't you?

Lmfao!

Originally posted by Sorgo
Sion would destroy Windu in a fist fight. If Sion doesn't die to a Lightsaber, what the hell is he gonna feel when Windu lays a punch? Sion would throw his @$$ all over the place and cave his bloody skull in.
😆 your telling me he wont feel that, and besides your talkin like windu cant fight, sion tossed kreia like a rag doll, but mace tossed battle droids around like legos, and what knowledge do you have that sion is a skilled hand to hand fighter. anybody can beat an old woman.

If you knew a damn thing about Sion, you'd realize it.