Spiderman with no legs,one hand and is blind vs Batman, with 100 days of prep

This would be such a funny fight. Peter's sense would go off while he's just laying down as a stump. He'd be like "OH CRAP, HE'S GONNA HIT ME......OUCH....DAMN, NOW I'M IN THE OCEAN..."

And yes that was a reference to the "I've never been screwed" joke.

Batman would have beat Spiderman before and even now he still beats him.

If Spider-Man is this ****ed up, I don't think he'd even try to fight back. He'd want to be put out of his misery...