wolverine's allies vs. captain America's allies

its wolverine with his xmen and all earth mutants (lets say he's persuasive) and captain America with the avengers and the US army.

all out battle. who takes it?

. . . ..

Uh, yeah...

Just as the two armies are preparing to do battle, a repeated thumping sound rises above all other noises. Surprised and confused, the combatants turn to look. Just then:

"Still going! Nothing outlasts the Energizer ...!"