I was forced to quit smoking.

Today on the door of my studio was a note that read: To all tenants, this is a no smoking complex. You are not allowed to smoke cigarettes on these premises, that includes the pool area as well as your balconies. *guilty 😮 *

I also read: We have also been getting complaints of people watering their plants on their balconies and the excess water spilling onto the balconies below, this will damage the integrity of the wood . . . *guilty 😮 *

I swear, I think this notice was directed only towards me, but they sent it to everyone to make it look like I wasn't being pinpointed. So, since I'm too lazy to walk three stories down to the street to smoke, I have quit smoking altogether for the fifth time. 😮‍💨

So, I'm letting my plants die, and I bought a can of Kodiak chewing tobacco; problems solved. 🙂

no don't chew and water your plants screw them

😱

Originally posted by Leo.M
no don't chew and water your plants screw them

Screw my dead plants? 😕

I'm saying water the plants

Originally posted by Leo.M
I'm saying water the plants

Actually you are right. Since I quit smoking, all i have to do is put the drip dish that I've been using as an ash tray back under the plant! 😱 Thanks, Leo.M 😊

I say screw the land owner. Start chain smoking and water your plants at least 36 times a day. ✅

When you get kicked out, at least you'll have lung cancer! 👆

Originally posted by hotsauce6548
I say screw the land owner. Start chain smoking and water your plants at least 36 times a day. ✅

When you get kicked out, at least you'll have lung cancer! 👆

That's blatant plantism disgust

😂

Maybe I should grow tobacco! 😱

That's what I'm talking about... kill two stones with one bird, etc.

Birds who kill stones mean business.

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Birds who kill stones mean business.

I'd agree there. THey must be some viscious bitches.

You know it 🪩

Now, if a bird were to kill a Rolling Stone, such as Mick Jagger, that would just be flat out . . . . . . . . I seriously don't know where I'm going with this. 😬

I say chew the tobacco, WHILE having a cigarette, and spit the people's below you balcony! And then to really put the icing on the thing that you put icing on, do it all naked! Fight the power... yarrr!

😱 I demand video clips.

😆 I love you guys. 😊

Originally posted by Syren
😱 I demand video clips.

😂

Originally posted by Syren
😱 I demand video clips.

Word. 😎