A trained martial artist runs the wild animal gauntlet...

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A trained martial artist runs the wild animal gauntlet...

We had this discussion a while back in a CBV forumn thread. Had to do with a Gorilla vs a "trained" martial artist..anyway..I thought it would be fun to make a thread that involved this type of fight. So how far would an extensively trained martial get against the following wild animals in battle.

1. A wild Antelope.
2. A 130 lb Aarangutang
3. A normal sized Wolverine
4. A St Bernard with rabies..(ie like Kujo..)
5. A 500 lb Silverback Gorilla

The martial artist will be armed only with a wooden spear, however, he will have a months prep time to study the weaknesses of each animal. After each battle, his health will be restored to full. How far will he get?

Not too sure how far, but he won't finish.

-AC

The silver back would take it. If you speared a silver back, it would just make matters worse because it would get insanely angry and an angry silver back gorilla is something that I don't think can be stopped.

To tell you the truth, I think that the only thing that he MIGHT be able to beat is Cujo.

Martial Artists don't train to take on monkeys and wilder beasts. 😬

depends on which martial art it is. cuz alot of karate guys are pussies

lol he's toast, more proificient doesn't mean more efficient.

why not throw in oprah winfrey? she would take any martial artist. all you would have to do is put a box of hoho's in the martial artists pocket.

Possibly Cujo and the Antelope. Definitely not the gorilla.