"Who's Thread is it Anyway?"

"I guess flying down a hill on a plank of wood with wheels is a bad idea."

Originally posted by Kosta
"I guess flying down a hill on a plank of wood with wheels is a bad idea."

hysterical

"Thanks man. You earned me 30 bucks!"

"Is your leg supposed to bend that way?"

"Ya know, usually they say chicks like scars...but I don't think that's gonna be the case for you!"

"This probably isnt the best time to ask you, but can I take your sister out? I think she likes me."

"Well, with where your board is now, at least a little piece of it will always be with you to remember this by"

"Dot worry, I know a FANTASTIC reconstructive surgeon, that will fix your face. Now, all we need to find is a miracle worker urologist."

"Your sister kneeled in front of me and I couldn't resist..."

Alright, let's move on to: "Things you don't want to hear your doctor say"

I'll go first:
"Oh crap, I left my scalpel in the outhouse again!"

"Oops"

"Now I know one of these must be the Aorta, Eenie-Meenie-Miny-Moe!"

"Looks like Im having steak and kidney pie tonight!"

"ANO...ANOSTER....ANOSTERGIA...hey what's 'anesthesia'?"

"Could you sign this disclaimer, that clears me of all responsability if you accidentaly turn into a woman during the procedure."

Originally posted by ReverendMakashi
"Could you sign this disclaimer, that clears me of all responsability if you accidentaly turn into a woman during the procedure."

hysterical

"I have to know and feel your breasts before I could work with them."

"Damn...well, you can survive with one lung....right?"

"What are b!tchin about? You got another kidney."

"Alright, you're all sewn up...hey, where'd my glasses go?"